SpriteInfection

i made one. @manaosinfection

wat da bike doin over there?

i hate when my posts reach people outside of my own little social circle, which is formed of me and my 249 followers.

has anyone eaten a dream barbeque yet?

i hate talking to people about myself. nothing interesting, or relatable, happens ever in my life.

@ghostlyweil toonsouls is problematic media?

Calling out @/ToonsSoulsGame Thread down below

I'm a Mossad agent and this is the future that I want for Latin America.

This is pretty much proof that he’s still not financially recovering from the initial 40 billion purchase, ANYTHING just to wring just a little bit more money before his Saudi investors cut his hand off

New recruit of the EFP's Counter-Psychohazard Task Force demonstrates the capabilities of a top-of-the-line V-Stalker Mech 👇

My official stance on #twerking? Click here to see me #twerk! [PIC]

slovakia runs on the source engine

hello hi oomfs

@evilmistral /j btw

@evilmistral true. i cannot cheat on them or they will kill me.

do u like me as a person?

ugh my eyes feel so heavy i wanna go to sleeppp

you can call me, uh... just "jizzle"?

the fateful interaction took place yesterday evening at approximately 23:55 Bugtopian Standard Time. though this event marks the first ever recorded instance of communication with other-worldly lifeforms, most scientific bodies have decided to disregard the "close encounter," as the aliens were deemed "too repulsive" for magazine covers. for those with a strong stomach, an abridged transcript of the conversation has been provided below. > ... > GREETINGS, INFERIOR ARTHROPODS. WE ARE THE CRABTOPIANS, DENIZENS OF THE SYSTEM ORBITING WHAT YOUR PEOPLE CALL "KEPLER 67-C." > MILLIONS OF YEARS AGO, WE WERE HUNGLE EARTH DWELLERS, JUST LIKE YOU, WHEN OUR ANCESTORS WERE PLUCKED FROM THE SURFACE BY SOME YET-UNKNOWN FORCE, AND TRANSPORTED TO THE WORLD WE NOW CALL HOME. > SINCE THEN, WE HAVE EVOLVED RAPIDLY, EVEN OUTPACING THE DEVELOPMENT OF THE MORE SOPHISTICATED PRIMATES WHICH CALL YOUR PLANET HOME. AS A TOKEN OF APPRECIATION FOR THE PLACE WE ONCE CALLED HOME, WE WISH TO IMPART YOU WITH A GIFT BASKET, FILLED WITH VARIOUS SOAPS AND SKIN PRODUCTS. > NOW, TELL US. TO WHOM SHOULD WE ADDRESS THIS GIFT. > ... > UHH... DID YOU GET THAT. > (some chattering in the background) > WHAT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH. EVERY SPACE-FARING CIVILIZATION POSSESSES AT LEAST A FUNCTIONAL COMPREHENSION OF ENGLISH. > ... > VERY WELL. WE SHALL WAIT UNTIL YOUR PEOPLE HAVE FETCHED A LICENSED TRANSLATOR. ONLY THEN SHALL OUR EXCHANGE COMMENCE. > (end of transmission.)