🌱 sprout daddy 🌱

I gotta leave this website. Find me on bsky. bsky.app/profile/sprout…

regularly forget that i am as old as i am

@mwahhlunaa I'm right here

need a 45 year old man to make every decision for me so i can stay home and bake goods and nap like the puppy coded guy i am

What is happening on this site that I've reported 4 different csam accounts today

one of my colleagues very clearly has a bad relationship with their parents, and i have come into being a positive father figure for them. it's so pure and wholesome and all i want for them is the best things in the world.

@mwahhlunaa I'm in quarantine for a bit longer but THEN

@sprout_daddy now come inside me <3

Came for the first time in 2 weeks and it absolutely blasted

@pawsspups More than almost anything

@JizzzBerrry yeah the google ones have been the best fit for me, but even then they feel like they're always about to come out

dude finding earbuds that actually fit and stay inside my ears are impossible

@kitycatgf There's a public bathroom at my house

should i jerk off in a public bathroom rn

i'm on poison dick watch 😭 awaiting results

@bimbochippies A wobbly mermaid

a big wobbly piggy in the bath 🛁🫧

you ever see someone so pretty and beautiful on the peripheral of your friend group and start devising ways to naturally befriend them?

@kitycatgf you know they do

do muscle guys like chubby girls

@mwahhlunaa So far I like the parental goat cow. And snail facts. It's very mother (the game) energy

@sprout_daddy my personality is based on this game. if you dont like it i will potentially end it all

Playing undertale for the first time

@kitycatgf 😤

@kitycatgf Hand

can everyone tell me how they jerk off i’m curious

i've had a few drinks so if you would like a compliment now is the time

@kitycatgf What if you do it again and I watch? 😘

i already jerked off bht im still so horny