Sean Scanlon

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@oliverturner Let’s do this. media3.giphy.com/media/C8C83Igm…

@oliverturner You are a national treasure.

Breaking

@JohnMac_PMO Good luck!

the hardest problem in computer science is aligning talent and incentives with outcomes

Really impressed by @twitter transparency on exposing login passwords to their _internal_ logs. Most companies would sweep this under the rug and hope no one notices.

@oliverturner Whoa.

@oliverturner Never thought I would see the center of the dad joke/Javascript Venn intersection

@oliverturner Accurate

this is important

"If Maven downloads the Internet, npm downloads the Internet and all of its friends" --@mraible

"Not all wizards wear hats" -@oliverturner

You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

Your team is an immutable data structure. Every time you modify it, you're actually making a whole new one.

Blaming perf issues on Garbage Collection is like blaming your hangover on your liver... Its the thing that's saving you from your code

There are only two hard problems in computer science: 1. People 2. People

@jspiro I believe the correct answer is: creativity

@AdamMeghji @TMasterTech @TicketmasterUK insert joke about off by one errors here.

Just posted a photo @ U.S. Route 395 in California instagram.com/p/BIeDIoTAmsf/