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@DieselBABE20 In prison or the middle of the night.

As a man, when is it OK to sit down going pee? Or is that against the man code?

@ladygaga She's right. She has a lot of learning to do.

Tuning in now to the California governor debate on CNN, if you vote in California I urge you to tune in and learn more about our candidates with me!

@ScottPresler What can I do you for?

If you live in Texas, please connect with me. I’ll be making an important announcement tomorrow & kindly ask for your help.

I may not be a 10, but at least I’m not a liberal.

@FFT1776 I dont want to hear your prayers while my dogs are barking!

OH HELL NO! Send him our message LOUD & CLEAR!

@IterIntellectus Instagram?

what’s the female equivalent of a man playing video games?

@SenSanders You’d be the perfect politician for North Korea. You should consider relocating.

The reality of American life today: Jeff Bezos, worth $290 billion, spent: $10 million on the Met Gala $120 million on a penthouse $500 million on a yacht Meanwhile, he‘s planning to throw 600,000 Amazon workers out on the streets and replace them with robots. Unacceptable.

@mistressdivy A girls gotta have standards.

Date cancelled. He’s never seen The Shawshank Redemption.

@Ihunanya_chi If you created such a thing as time, are you bound by it? If you created it, would you not be able to manipulate it and be in all parts of time at once? Including descending or departing?

As a Christian, how would you explain this: the Bible teaches that God is everywhere, yet also speaks of Him coming down or departing, how do you understand that? Let’s discuss.

@TrumpsHurricane Dress like a man wearing woman face. Damn, she's good.

This Liberal woman says “I want to know what MAGA Men find attractive so I can do the opposite” What is your response to her ??

@KatharinaLeAnn You withholding forgiveness is like holding a bag of bricks and expecting the other person to get tired. In the immortal words of my girl, Elsa, let it go!

Somebody explain to me like I’m 5… how forgiving others sets me free.

@TheJoeySwoll @RonDeSantis

@RonDeSantis What about A League of Their Own? I would put it as a top 5 baseball movie of all time.

I like Sandlot but I’d rank it behind: Major League, the Natural, Field of Dreams, Bull Durham, Damn Yankees, Moneyball, Pride of the Yankees, 61*, 42, Eight Men Out, Bad News Bears

@Krissa_Kray_ Pizza was a poor persons meal. Whats your point?

Beans do not belong in chili. Beans were only put in chili by poor people. You’re repeating poor people patterns. End of story.

@TheresaArueyin1 Contentment.

In one word, tell me what your heart feels today. No story, no reason just one word.

@Lifeinvestmoney Run for political office

Need a job where I can make six figures but I have no skills and I’m not very smart What field is this?

Any advice that actually works?

@FAGfind @Tim_Walz It’s the dems next generation of voters.

@Tim_Walz All of those democrats seem to be geriatric

In red states and blue states, Democrats are fired up and ready to win this fall. Thanks for having me, Maine.

@GuntherEagleman @RepJeffries If he’s anything like Coca Cola Obama, he’s the little spoon when hugging his wife.

@RepJeffries Dollar Store Obama wants a hug. LOL

Do you need a hug? Be Best.

@alphafox Ok you had your fun. Now go sweep that shit up.

Woman wins blackbelt of the year by destroying balsa wood:

@usuallypregnant Yes

MEN ONLY: Do you agree?