spydermonkey

@DamageMeDarling You complain both ways But you need a ball gag for sure when receiving... But then again "I am the god of fuck"

@spydermonkey454 Speaking of oral sex—isn't it peculiar how my throat is always significantly sorer the morning after receiving head than it ever is after giving it? I wonder why that might be. 😒

@DamageMeDarling Yup close enough

@spydermonkey454 Fuck this chart. 😡

@DamageMeDarling Damm right

@spydermonkey454 Why? You'll still eat my ass even without them. 😝

@spydermonkey454 🤣

@DamageMeDarling 2:30 in central Florida I'm a witness

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@DamageMeDarling Still fuck like I'm 20

@spydermonkey454 Well...you will be 40 next year. Best to start making preparations now. Just keep in mind...it's not a "nursing home"; it's a retirement community! *That's a Sopranos reference, btw. I know your memory is slipping with old age, so I thought I'd remind you. 😘

@DamageMeDarling I created this years ago

@DamageMeDarling Fuck no

@spydermonkey454 Should I get my hair styled like this? 🤔

@DamageMeDarling Power nap Gotcha

@spydermonkey454 You're literally asleep right now. 🤣

@DamageMeDarling We will have to see how ya feel about that later tonight

@spydermonkey454 I saw you liked it, Motherfucker, but last I checked, there's not a Godsdamn thing wrong with my walking. 😘

@DamageMeDarling Mmmmm

@spydermonkey454 I was talking about your precious Albedo. 🙄

@spydermonkey454 Remind you of anyone? Alas, this one doesn't have yellow eyes. 😘

@DamselvonDoom Mmmm

@DamselvonDoom Dammit

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@DamselvonDoom Love it let's go

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@DamselvonDoom No...... That is all

@spydermonkey454 Do you love me? 🥺 They don't have the same musky smell as ferrets...but they do love to dig through drywall. 😁

@DamselvonDoom And how did that work out for you muahaha

@DamselvonDoom Appropriate punishment i believe.....😈

Went to bed disgruntled after spending yesterday tense as a bowstring, anticipating my promised punishment. My flesh craves correction…instead, he snuggled with me. I WANT MY ASS AND THIGHS RAW, AND HE FUCKIN' SNUGGLES ME?!? He told me only "good girls" get punished. Fucker.

@DamselvonDoom My luck i would knock the ladder down

@spydermonkey454 😘

@DamselvonDoom That's us