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Lou: Who’s on call?
Bud: Yes.
Lou: The guy on call.
Bud: Who.
Lou: Who’s taking calls after hours!?
Bud: Exactly
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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent)
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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent)
@sqlstudent144
I was offered a wizards hat but it got in the way of my dunce cap. If you want my opinion please wait while I ask my wife. Former MS MVP Jew-ish He/Him
Sherman, TX Katılım Şubat 2014
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@deidrejowen May Day - Lots of flowers
Mayday - I have allergies. I hate this time of year. Please help!
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This is an interesting thread about the origin of "mayday" 😃
Merriam-Webster@MerriamWebster
Mayday = HELP ME May Day = Help me... pick these flowers 🧵⬇️
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@crisisofconsc It's very much giving "You can only have hobbies that I approve of" vibes.
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Can’t imagine being this insufferable
Lizzie Marbach@LizzieMarbach
I know this is unpopular, but it will always be unattractive for a grown man to play video games. Some women might be understanding or pretend like they don’t care that you spend hours playing, but they do. It is extremely unattractive to women and will never not be. 🤷🏼♀️
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I had not thought about it before but now I'm mad.
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One of the hardest years of my life. Full of rumors, silent hurting, gossip, and criticism from people who preach the opposite: I still chose to push through
I locked in and streamed every day for two weeks. Now we’re about to hit 100 subscribers and 1k followers soon, and I’m honestly blown away and undeserving
I love this community. I’ve learned growth comes from both the support, the lack of it, and showing up anyways!
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@medus4_cdc I thought that was just an objective fact?
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My toxic trait is that I think that any level of stress could be solved by cuddling a pile of kittens
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@embersunn I look at "vibe coding" kind of like playing a running game of "99 bugs in the code"
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@BentleyAudrey I mean, I can schedule a regular post asking you, say, once a week? If you really want me to?
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People with autoimmune disorders LOVE when you ask them if they’ve tried natural alternatives instead of taking their prescription meds. LOVE it!
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@JenMsft If you are going to know ctrl-c and ctrl-v you should also know ctrl-z.
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How can I choose? CTRL + V / CTRL+ C, can I count those as one? Maybe throw in WIN + V because it's a life saver
CTRL + SHIFT + ESC is super handy although maybe not everyone likes to poke around task manager as much as me
WIN + L for security
CTRL + SHIFT + T in the browser…
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Okay, let's do this - what are 4 keyboard shortcuts you think everyone should know?
lumen@Lumen3HOTL
if u know like 4 keyboard shortcuts u are basically alan turing compared to the average person
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@crisisofconsc I'll bet if you put it out on your desk for people to take your desk would be super popular! Or come to think of it, given what little I know of you from here .. maybe put it on a desk on the other side of the office.
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@sqlstudent144 I don’t, literally at all haha but everyone else does so it’s forced upon me often. Or at minimum always offered or gifted
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One of the people I support is Canadian. She called me over to give me “the good chocolate” because she says it’s way better than ours 😂
I wouldn’t know the difference because I don’t eat chocolate, but she insists it’s so much better.
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The state of our entire modern IT infrastructure, explained as a magic system.
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@BentleyAudrey The only thing I can think of to compare would be "Congrats! I hope they are too."
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I've had a guy say this to me lmaaaaoooooo I said "Congrats, I'm so happy for you" and boy did that piss him off
katyakay@katyakayy
Your ex texted you saying "I'm dating someone better now" Reply as a nonchalant ex
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@deidrejowen I feel like it started as satire and was so well written that at some point it stopped being satire and just started being a good show.
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I’ve been rewatching The Orville and how does such an in-your-face alt-Star Trek satire go so hard, like why is it so good???
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@BentleyAudrey For years my wife would have an ice cream sandwich at the end of each day so she had something to look forward to :)
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Honestly this is why I eat ice cream every single night. It’s always something to look forward to! 🙃
Dadman Walking@dadmann_walking
When you're depressed for multiple reasons just go get ice cream
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@miadoctorwho Me too! I felt at once so happy for, and so sad for William Hartnell.
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