michaelangelo

@sportdrink Pebis punch Shakapulco smash Fountain spew

BREAKING SPORT NEWS CEASE AND DESIST: PEPSICO v. SPORT DRINK We regret to inform our beloved Sport Drinkers that the multinational conglomerate PepsiCo has dispatched its team of high-priced, big-city attorneys to Sport Drink LLC, delivering a formal cease-and-desist letter. PepsiCo has taken issue with our healthy alternative and what we considered a respectful and loving homage to one of their products known as BAJA BLAST™. Apparently, this name is protected. As a result, we can no longer sell a product under the name Sport Drink BAJA BLAST—or anything resembling BLAH BLAH BLAST—going forward. The good news: Sport Drink BAJA BLAST is already sold out. Even better news: we’ll be back in stock in just a few short weeks with a new and improved name. Name suggestions are now open. Please submit responsibly. Sport Drink

It’s china & gold vs. America & bitcoin btw

My faith in humanity was just about restored and then precious metals started pumping and dumping like absolute shitters and I posted a few things on fb marketplace and now I don’t know anymore. I’m listening to “tuesdays gone” on repeat.

@Orb_Markets why don't you work. Am I redacted?

@JohnAInti I ordered merch back in October and still haven't received it. Please send it. I got confirmation in telegram that it would be shipped and I never got it. I can provide the txn

@nickshirleyy 👑

🚨 Here is the full 42 minutes of my crew and I exposing Minnesota fraud, this might be my most important work yet. We uncovered over $110,000,000 in ONE day. Like it and share it around like wildfire! Its time to hold these corrupt politicians and fraudsters accountable We ALL work way too hard and pay too much in taxes for this to be happening, the fraud must be stopped.

@elonmusk half the people driving your cars are driving with the high beams on 24/7

@romanhelmetguy You did it!!

Just want to take a short victory lap to celebrate changing Elon’s mind about the fall of the Roman Empire

zello how do I message back?

Chipotle made the quesadilla “digital only” and you just KNOW why

@piersmorgan I heard you were in the market for a pool boy? No experience reqd?

🤣🤣You really need to get laid, you deluded little twerp.

Algo is absolutely firing rn

Back when lithium was in the 7up

Millennials yearn for the scooter

I’m not doomscrolling I’m hopescrolling, lovescrolling, Godscrolling. I am experiencing wonders beyond human comprehension

Link switch flipped?

Remind your foid to drink water and stop scrolling

@realDonaldTrump Thank you

A very Happy Thanksgiving salutation to all of our Great American Citizens and Patriots who have been so nice in allowing our Country to be divided, disrupted, carved up, murdered, beaten, mugged, and laughed at, along with certain other foolish countries throughout the World, for being “Politically Correct,” and just plain STUPID, when it comes to Immigration. The official United States Foreign population stands at 53 million people (Census), most of which are on welfare, from failed nations, or from prisons, mental institutions, gangs, or drug cartels. They and their children are supported through massive payments from Patriotic American Citizens who, because of their beautiful hearts, do not want to openly complain or cause trouble in any way, shape, or form. They put up with what has happened to our Country, but it’s eating them alive to do so! A migrant earning $30,000 with a green card will get roughly $50,000 in yearly benefits for their family. The real migrant population is much higher. This refugee burden is the leading cause of social dysfunction in America, something that did not exist after World War II (Failed schools, high crime, urban decay, overcrowded hospitals, housing shortages, and large deficits, etc.). As an example, hundreds of thousands of refugees from Somalia are completely taking over the once great State of Minnesota. Somalian gangs are roving the streets looking for “prey” as our wonderful people stay locked in their apartments and houses hoping against hope that they will be left alone. The seriously retarded Governor of Minnesota, Tim Walz, does nothing, either through fear, incompetence, or both, while the worst “Congressman/woman” in our Country, Ilhan Omar, always wrapped in her swaddling hijab, and who probably came into the U.S.A. illegally in that you are not allowed to marry your brother, does nothing but hatefully complain about our Country, its Constitution, and how “badly” she is treated, when her place of origin is a decadent, backward, and crime ridden nation, which is essentially not even a country for lack of Government, Military, Police, schools, etc. Even as we have progressed technologically, Immigration Policy has eroded those gains and living conditions for many. I will permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries to allow the U.S. system to fully recover, terminate all of the millions of Biden illegal admissions, including those signed by Sleepy Joe Biden’s Autopen, and remove anyone who is not a net asset to the United States, or is incapable of loving our Country, end all Federal benefits and subsidies to noncitizens of our Country, denaturalize migrants who undermine domestic tranquility, and deport any Foreign National who is a public charge, security risk, or non-compatible with Western Civilization. These goals will be pursued with the aim of achieving a major reduction in illegal and disruptive populations, including those admitted through an unauthorized and illegal Autopen approval process. Only REVERSE MIGRATION can fully cure this situation. Other than that, HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL, except those that hate, steal, murder, and destroy everything that America stands for — You won’t be here for long!

In Cardano, if you use the blockchain, the founder calls the FBI

@KEMOS4BE Tried

@KEMOS4BE Inter to click the claim button lmaoooo

Retirement plan.