Orb Collector

Hmmm... Aldi chocolate chip cookies... Best paired with a glass of cold almond milk and a session of intense gaming.

Booted up my 3DS to play zelda and spent like 20 minutes looking through all the system apps and playing with the home screen customization. Best handheld ever

Starting my career as an apricot farmer tomorrow. Wish me luck!

It's funny seeing old testament verses in the wild because if you actually look them up the surrounding passages are always something like "then god smote 357 people because they burned incense to him incorrectly. The lord is a fair and just god"

matpat became a high-ranking member of a masonic lodge that's the real reason he left youtube

Judging someone for liking a piece of media that was made with time and effort while enjoying ai crap is a huge sign of low intelligence 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

i'd honestly pay to watch trump take that cognitive test on live tv

People are saying if Elon Musk was arrested for crimes against humanity and all his assets seized and redistributed every person on earth would only get $93. Why don't we just try it to see if we like it and if so we can move onto the next one?

everytime I encounter a repentance monster I'm like "oh! It's that enemy... that new enemy!" as if I haven't been killing these things for the past half-decade

repentance dropped like 5 years ago but it still feels new to me

Analysis of art was permanently damaged the second it was decided that inclusion/exploration of an idea = endorsement

BREAKING: Shadow entity seen stalking President Trump reportedly the work of "Democrat necromancers" according to newly appointed Secretary of Spiritual Warfare Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

WHITE HOUSE NEWS 🗞️

@qwertyu70106015 Hop off my goat

When you’re playing a Mario game and it’s time for the contractually-obligated “rock creature with floating hands that punch you” boss

I thought myself to be chronically constipated so this was an unexpected but welcome surprise

I think I just shat out the entire contents of my digestive tract

Learned today that you can change the windows system sounds in settings so now whenever the peter alert opens on startup it plays an undertale sound effect

Asriel in the bible hooooooly shit

communities are going away which means i must say goodbye to the last bastion of greatness on this website

why not just make more of the same old car. imagine brand new 1992 honda accord