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Hopping on here to say right quick that UIM is totally 100% possible without looting bag and deathpiling and also probably more fun and that UIMs who use those mechanics to expand inventory space arent as ultimate as you might expect. Can call those guys mediumcore ironmen btw.

Don't even get me started on wilderness agility. Ironman mode is carried by that shit. A place where you gather millions worth of gp in an hour and all you need is an agility level and luck or just join a cc. Absurd.

The more I play osrs the more I start to hate the Wilderness for existing. Just that place existing makes so many grinds so much worse than they need to be. Like getting magic logs for example, I can get so many if I go to wilderness and give those asshole pkers content. Fk that.

The Hunters Crossbow is kind of incredible. Fast, cheap and disposable. I used to wonder what the point was in the dang thing and to help ya it sits between yew and magic in accuracy and the bolts: basic is between Mithril and addy arrows and long is between addy and rune arrows.

Legit, that quest is kill 2 dudes then make a 2-7 minute long multi layered roll on a drop table to see if you roll the "you can finish the quest" drop.

Some of the quests in osrs really aren't bad. They're just bogged down by bad choices og devs made for the sake of whatever it is between padding, challenging patience or just being dicks. Like olafs quest. Short, sweet but I just spent 1 hour there cause of the bridge section.

@OldSchoolRS Are they still weak? You only moved some numbers around so I get that. Of course battle-axe style of damage isn't appealing to some. Consider some variation there. I thought combat was fine before btw. Elegant and simple, just slow rolls on loot table.

We hear you. We missed the mark with this week's update, and cannons aren't where they need to be. The team is working on changes to make cannons feel more impactful, and we'll share more as soon as we can. Got questions, concerns or suggestions for boat combat? Drop them in the comments and join us live on Twitch tomorrow at 16:00 GMT! 💬 Full statement: osrs.game/Sailing-Boat-C…

The creator of Dootle Dots did not in fact (allegedly speaking) murder 19 (not 20) children at the Sun Desert Music festival. That was a mistrial ok?

@JagexLight These are ight. Fire at will is od. Removes any sort of interaction required to engage with sailing combat which is appealing from a primal money making perspective but gameplay wise is optimizing potential fun out of the game. Similar to making aerial fishing an auto activity.

These changes are going to really help boat combat feel better and smoother in the long term. As always, I'm very keen to hear feedback on how it feels when you get to try it. I'm also hoping to share plans for our next round of combat updates, including NPC boats very soon!

@OldSchoolRS You simply coulda just let it so a cannon on the left side can hit an enemy on the right side of the boat cause you don't have to follow any rules of physics at all really. We fish sharks on a beach homes.

Let's talk about fixing boat combat. A range of improvements are launching this week to tackle the biggest pain points: 💥 Fire At Will Mode 💣 Cannons Rebalanced ♻️ New Ammo-Saving Facility 🐙 New NPC: Veiled Kraken ... And more. Individually these are small quality of life tweaks, but together they'll have a noticeable impact. Find out more: osrs.game/Sailing-Boat-C…

Herblore is a slow but sure grind. I just really hate that you can get high lvl herbs at a low lvl.. actually such a pain in the low lvl ass just let me target farm the seeds and herbs plz.

Speaking as a UIM player, things like seed box, herb bag, and chugging barrel are stupid expensive. Its so bad even just the idea of getting rid of one is pain enough to deter me from ever getting one.

Man the old jagex devs were assholes huh? No pie dishes in Falador area but then they make the pie guy required for so many quests oh and the way to make pottery? Yeah those stations are the rarest things in existence.

5 bags of popcorn and two little attachments you put at the end of your pencil. It's not an eraser! Just a little fun thing to attach at the end of your pencil to liven your work a bit.

@PlayHighguard Not even gonna try to weather the storm to engage with and maybe even grow your niche audience? Nice

Highguard servers will go offline forever soon, at 11am pst. There's just enough time to get 1-2 final matches in!

Ive been depressed thinking about grinding gotr every since someone reminded me of that god forsaken place. Fk the devs for making that piece of shit piece of content then making shit rare af. Boredom and a sense of imprisonment. Great fkn game. Fk you gotr devs.

If only there were decent permanent options for a mid game player would UIM have a (fun) chance without death banking or looting bag. Also, seed box and herb sack are both problems. Untradeable, gets in the way of quests and boring to get. There really could be another way.

I love UIM but the rarity of certain things does kind of kill the fun. Ironman problems ig. Anyways, a lot of uim issues get solved with stash units. Seeds and herbs are also an issue cause of how poorly they were designed for limited space. A seed takes as much space as a sword?

Clearing rewards at WT after hitting lvl 80 firemaking on my UIM has been different. Not enough space for all the rewards (and no looting bag mind you) but I want to process every single one. It's the ultimate grab bag of "tell me my plans for today." Kinda fun actually.