tby ♓︎

See you soon stinky

@cunning_bug I love you and I hope you’re having the most fabulous Monday

@squeeby6 Lmaooo the feeling is mutual ily

Everyone is mad at me and hates me and wants me dead

long distance couples be like"I can't wait" and then wait

I wish Canadian airlines would stop celebrating all the new international destinations they’re trying and focus on making travelling within Canada more affordable. It would also be nice to have more one way flights. Ok rant over happy Monday

Nah babe, never too busy for you. I told my manager about you.

canadian girls will be like "i needed this" & it's just going outside without a jacket

Doing this to my bf in 34 days

Lady came running into the hospital covered head to toe in mud saying she hit this dog and it went running into the swamp so she had to catch it. Took me a minute before I said “guys I don’t think this is a dog.” So anyway, placed my first IV in a coyote🥴😭

Kicking a puck in the net and immediately getting scored on is so funny suck it mcdavid have fun golfing

My dog waiting for me to drop something on the floor in the kitchen

fuck you

I sure have. One time I locked my keys inside my vehicle blocking a busy one way street in Saskatoon (big city for Saskatchewan) it took 40 min for the tow truck to come :)

Getting an expensive coffee and going to the car wash is self care

@cunning_bug Fishing season just started in Newfoundland he’s probably loading lobster pots on a boat or something

Somewhere out there my soulmate is fucking things up too

@molotovbeer Go to her country and find a theatre there

How do I get a girl from another country to go to the movie theater with me this weekend?

I hope the month of may flys by I miss my boyfriend so much :(

His feet look like little flippers

8:30 pm and the sky is still blue

americans could not survive one day in canada looool

I would die for Neil