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@squidneyalison

Take a good sniff, **sniff** do you smell swag?

Katılım Şubat 2013
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If I had a dollar for every accidental photo of restaurant check-in QR codes I have in my camera roll I’d be rich rich
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This got me 🤣
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David Rockne Corrigan@RockneCorrigan·
While kingston lowers its flags, we might also consider lowering our statue of john macdonald. Lowering it right into the ground
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Hey @HeyBenMcLean @rockinreid @Move983 think you could help me out in spreading the word to @DollyParton 💉❤️ if I reach her I’ll get “what would Dolly do?” in her handwriting as my very first tattoo!
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Is this hydrangea on its way back, do you think? Leaves only coming back at the top…?
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I unknowingly joined a cult when I bought a Mini Cooper, these other mini owners are like ride or dies - I get a honk or a peace sign every time I drive past one. Pretty sure if I need to bury a body I can pull up at house with a mini and they’ed be down to help.
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@KingstonPete 🤣 not if it’s any goood!!!??
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I feel so bad for ppl with the gene that makes them taste soap when they eat cilantro
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If the may flies decided to team up on me they could easily murder me and take all my belongings
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@smallmighty To propagate the Pothos they can snip off a cutting of the Pothos and then pop it in some water and wait/watch the roots grow and then eventually pot them in soil and grow their own mini Pothos! 2/2
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@smallmighty A great go to easy care and lush looking trailing plant is the Pothos, they like bright indirect light and like to fully dry out in-between waterings. A neat project for little ones could be propagating some cuttings from a Pothos part 1/2
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Lindsay's not here anymore. See you on 🦋
Is there such a thing as a plant consultant, who could come into my house and find all the places that could be full of nice lush green plants and just... put some there? And create a care/watering calendar for me?
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I can’t even believe I bought my house when it didn’t come with this closet smh
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@KingstonPete They’ve always got a full spread 😆
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*Arrives at grandparents house* Grandma: “what would you like we have chocolate milk, cookies, pie, chips, water..” Me: “I’m okay I just ate!” Grandma: “... are you sure?” Me: “yes thank you!” *10 minutes go by* Grandma out of no where: “NOT EVEN A GINGER ALE?!”
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You ever binge watch a series so hard that you can tell when the actors have a cold in some episodes?...
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Yay Kingston is green again... too bad I know for a fact that our restaurants and bars are going to be filled with ppl from Toronto and therefore I don’t actually feel safe enough to go out and support local. Hey Torontonians GTFO!
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