inky

The ocean speaks to me

My doctor got excited that I had a rare gallbladder issue

Wdym you cannot give ME MY test results

They almost lost my butthole test results

Obsessed with my nails

I’m really good at being lazy

I’m sorry I don’t know the difference between option 1 and 2

Fucking up my car insurance paperwork and telling my agent “idk I don’t work in insurance”

He said it was a hallucination

My ex used to tell me we couldn’t actually see the moon during the day

Born to bother

Born to annoy

Oh my god my head

Diagonal asf rn

Smelling my feet rn

Pad be stankin

I can smell ur pad girl

You eating that?

Oh my pussy falling out

Dude a $20 cover is insane