squidward's sister

I come on twitter to be witty, satirical and cynical. Don't expect anything motivational, 'positive' or serious issues in any way. That's what my Instagram is for. Now let me clown in peace

@heatherxtherese Omg slay

i forgot to say but i got the job and i've been a journalist for 3 days now & i love it <3 <3 <3 live laugh luv

80s music hit like no other 😮‍💨

I went extra hard on the sweet treats this festive season

@BrandBrofessor Strong 2025 energy

Fucked around and quit my job

@rastalobaz I wish for one everyday.

Anyone thought of having a rage room in this country? Cause I’m thinking of it and I might do it. I’ll be one of the customers in her lunch breakin stuff bc people be pissing me off a lot. Scientifically proven that release anger on objects decreases the chance of killing someone

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24 is sounding a little too serious now

Contrary to the rumors, being 23 wasn't too bad. Frontal lobe development was on overtime these past few months though, phew.

I really wanna go back to doing things that don’t involve me touching my phone for hours

Blackout curtains are one of the best things to have happened to me

The more rational and holistic the worldview, the greater the personal and spiritual potential.

@A69150295 Every year I swear 💀

I agreed to make a dish for christmas and now i’m feeling lazy to make it lol

call me miserable but unfortunately i can’t stand their fake content

It wasn't something I ever really planned on doing but man do I love working in the world of events

@saxelled I know but what if I drift off you know? 😭 Think of it as a safety measure

@squidwardssis well girly u dont need to know how to swim to snorkel

Been getting the urge to go snorkeling and diving so badly lately but I can't even swim fml

Saw a post the other day that said turning 24 means no longer being in your early 20s and I haven't been okay since

@BrandBrofessor Actually

That new pirates arms concept design looks like ass

@mindofsaii I have burn marks on my finger

@squidwardssis Weak

Having scorching hot coffee spill all over you and having to walk back to the office all before 9am 0/5 would not recommend