rob 🐞🐜🐛🕷️🪲

yeah, I’ve got a pretty dedicated following (5 little baby ducks that think im their mom)

i miss my movie coworker

more time has passed than ever before

yes ofc i’m irony-poised why do you ask

Tiramisu by Gelli Haha 🙂

attempted to listen to that Tori Amos album and realized there’s no way i have the capacity to take all this in at this moment in my life. maybe some day. maybe tomorrow

@pter0dactylmilk i just feel like the album number often says more than the title pretends to. an album title should just be the emergent property of those songs all together wait nvm im already changing my mind wait no don’t hit post noooo

my ranking of names generally in *Music*: 1. song names 2. artist names 3. album names 4. record label names

the hottest guy you kknow is somewhere doing an impeccable Stewie Griffin impression right now right this second

evil Paul McCartney be like: i don’t think we should do it in road. there could be people watching

they should make a podcast where it’s, like, uhh, actors talking to actors and, uhhh

listened to ‘Salad Days’ by Mac Demarco in full for the first time today. pretty good. felt like a peculiarly sad way way to travel back in time. everyone just wanted to sing like a sleepy John Lennon back then

hey can i see your phone for a sec? i want to send “here!” to all your contacts starting with names that end with (Hinge)

@ughfinewhatever ears fell off :(

you’ll never guess what just happened

@psych_death ok i’m in

Diet Coke with strawberry syrup and a shot of espresso… they’re calling it the drink of the summer

my lend kicks? oh i gave them to my buddy kyle for a bit. he has to give them back though of course

James Ganondorfini

walking outside in newly warm weather it’s like encountering people’s faces for the first time. who are they

it’s lightninging

ever since childhood i have wanted to go to bed

as "canadian film day" is later this week i am giving myself permission to promote my canadian movie