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Here's a fun, dumb thing I made about #motherhood and being a millennial (and FTR, I have TWO bingos)

@the_sick_app Have been messaging and waiting on hold for hours to arrange pickup, but radio silence on all channels. Can you help?

@katierogers @BrianJMoylan @racefortheprize Please consider my application to be a writer in residence

@BrianJMoylan @racefortheprize @squillace Best idea anyone’s had in at least several days

@BrianJMoylan Aw, yeah that would be a lot. Should we lobby your editor to have you do SLC instead of OC? Or lobby Bravo to change the schedule?

@squillace No, I"m on RHOC and it's too much to do 2 in one night.

I now RHOSLC was exciting last night, but don't forget it's older, orange-haired step sister RHOC. vulture.com/article/real-h…

Can y’all post the pics of your children watching MVP Kamala Harris tonight?

Worst episode of The Masked Singer ever.

“Individual freedom has been warped into the idea that we’re all on our own & if someone can’t afford chemo or rent, or a business gets hit by the worst health crisis in a century, it’s not our problem...unless they put up a website compelling enough to convince us otherwise.”

@rising Well, I made the mistake of showing these to @racefortheprize...

@IKEAUSAHelp Hi following up again.

@IKEAUSAHelp Hi still waiting on a response re: replacement. The item that arrived broken appears to be in stock online, so I’d love for ikea to move forward with issuing the replacement I requested.

@IKEAUSAHelp one of the chairs I ordered showed up broken. I called customer care, but they are not taking calls. Please let me know how you plan to resolve this.

@ira Cc @racefortheprize

Surely we’ve jinxed it and he’ll be up at 2am, buuuut 🍹

Is this Oscars eligible?

I think I have a definitive answer to the dividing line between genX and millennials If you were born before MTV existed, you’re GenX; if you were born after, you’re a millennial.

I worry our public education system is being gutted. I also worry that racial segregation in our schools is deepening. To me, these “pods” risk increasing the racial and class separation already cemented by residential segregation and gentrification in US neighborhoods.

Super interesting article about how we learn to read vs how it’s been taught (plus, interesting implications for remote learning!)