Sarah Hirsch

@Kellilaflare ugh why can't I RT

@bigmike005 was it your tour from @bmeyer715 that convinced you?!?

@cammmmmmmm_ go dawgs forever go cam forever

@TheColinJost Also, if you're interested in using those texts for the show we think tickets and a tour of 30 Rock would suffice @spellmegan

@TheColinJost thanks for the favorite! You just made us unable to accomplish anything today @spellmegan

@TheColinJost hire this girl @spellmegan

@mulaney if you're ever looking for a new writing partner this is your girl @spellmegan

RT if I should've played Christian Grey

@taylorswift13 how about a big ole 22nd bday shout out for my girl @tbcohen2 ?!?! We're already listening to ur song so it makes sense

@sarahzim22 #youright

You Have to Watch Harry Styles and Kristen Wiig's Impromptu Dance Party After Saturday Night Live eonli.ne/1Ctjq2b

@Harry_Styles thanks Harry! You're so thoughtful like that

Polishing my dreidel and searching for oil. Chanukah sameach everybody. H

Kinda bummed I wasn't invited to Taylor Swift's birthday party.

@tbcohen2 thought "smh" meant "scratching my head" #smh

@billyeichner my 50 year old father is excelling at "Jennifer Who?!" and we plan on continuing the game at thanksgiving dinner @HirschLena

If I tweeted the things @sssshor tweets I would get 0 favorites but she tweets dumb shit and is guaranteed at least 5 per tweet #justice

“Jessa Duggar & Ben Seewald Had No Kiss at Wedding Ceremony But Another Couple Kissed Instead! eonli.ne/1vArSY5” @tbcohen2 @sarahgeti

ITS HAPPENING @SDTgreekgrind