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this just in: phase I of the "green project" is now underway. footage leaked from insiders at the jefferson state biotechnical research facility broke the news late last night, that greenification has been achieved in mammals, a world-first for the greenification procedure. viewer discretion is strongly advised before viewing these tapes. though little is known about the precise methodology employed here, we have ample reason to believe that the procedure is extremely invasive and highly painful; for instance, the various disembodied yelps and screams edited into the footage. the effects of this clandestine and highly controversial procedure remain unknown— but if our top fabricators and hypothesizers are correct, greenification could constitute the next great leap in evolution on our special planet. (from ig @ cozypetsalon)

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@ihateyallmtfck @river_dusty You people are so gross hiding behind racism to justify child sexual abuse and CSAM.

He also molested children

This app is spirituality facebook now

@basedrexic this is such a mean thing to say about anyone what is wrong with you

I hate when fat m*n try to act cute, put on a bra or something 🤢 #fatspo #malespo

@Kore239391 @Aameridoll @fuhime67 @_pamelachalamet @cheyeyeyeyey @iammarina_100 If you genuinely believe that a man is never to be seperate from the oppressors role in any context, then you are effectively saying nothing a man could ever do would put him outside of the label of "bad". Do you not find that a bit silly and farfetched?

@Kore239391 @Aameridoll @fuhime67 @_pamelachalamet @cheyeyeyeyey @iammarina_100 You say that men can fight against the patriarchy, do you consider those men 'bad'? The "man" identity can be called the origin of patriarchy, but these two things are not inseperable. The nuance I am pointing to is acknowledging that fact instead of painting blanket statements.

I mean the orgasm gap speaks for itself. And how do you know which men will make you orgasm until you have sex with them? 💀

@Aameridoll @fuhime67 @_pamelachalamet @cheyeyeyeyey @iammarina_100 I cant explain calculus to a toddler. You're genuinely too stupid to understand nuance or what im saying, not wasting my time on ur dumbass anymore. GOODBYE!!

@squyaooo @fuhime67 @_pamelachalamet @cheyeyeyeyey @iammarina_100 You're not answering my question. Let's stop allat chit-chat.

@Aameridoll @fuhime67 @_pamelachalamet @cheyeyeyeyey @iammarina_100 Tf u sayin hurry for I know u aint got nowhere to be lmao. Because you are saying, and I quote, that it "doesnt go beyond" that. You are oversimplifying patriarchy and saying that there is nothing beyond that. That just isn't true, even if you want it to be. Done arguing with u.

@squyaooo @fuhime67 @_pamelachalamet @cheyeyeyeyey @iammarina_100 But you said that men are oppressors/an oppressor class too. And so again, how does that equate to me doing the "men bad" thing that you accused me of doing? Hurry.

@Aameridoll @fuhime67 @_pamelachalamet @cheyeyeyeyey @iammarina_100 I litterally cannot explain it any simpler than my last reply, YOU SAID IT DOESNT GO BEYOND MEN BEING OPPRESSORS. You cant see the connection with the slight hyperbole that is "all men bad"? This is either ragebait or ur genuinely lacking critical thinking skills.

@squyaooo @fuhime67 @_pamelachalamet @cheyeyeyeyey @iammarina_100 How does that equate to me saying that patriarchy = men bad? Quickly.

@Aameridoll @fuhime67 @_pamelachalamet @cheyeyeyeyey @iammarina_100 YOU LITTERALLY SAID, AND I QUOTE "The patriarchy does not go beyond all men = oppressors/members of the overarching oppressor class." You're litterally saying its not deeper than that??? That it doesnt go beyond that?? Then said I made that up?? Atp u as dumb as the men u hate

@squyaooo @fuhime67 @_pamelachalamet @cheyeyeyeyey @iammarina_100 Yes, you are, or else you wouldn't be using that same "patriarchy = men bad" bull that YOU made up on the spot to make yourself mad. And men have both systemic and social privileges that they will NOT give up or combat. They uphold and benefit from these same sysyems, try again.

@Aameridoll @fuhime67 @_pamelachalamet @cheyeyeyeyey @iammarina_100 Im not dodging shit you moron Im saying that this definition is overly simplified. Yes, the foundation of patriarchy is built upon men being an oppresive class. However, a class is not monolithic, power is held through complex systems. You oversimplify it by ignoring the latter.

@squyaooo @fuhime67 @_pamelachalamet @cheyeyeyeyey @iammarina_100 Ooooo, hey, so you keep dodging my point, so let me condense it so that you can stop strawmanning and actually attack it head on. Patriarchy = men are oppressors/an oppressor class.

@Aameridoll @fuhime67 @_pamelachalamet @cheyeyeyeyey @iammarina_100 If you genuinely believe that there is nothing deeper or more complex to patriarchy beyond "men=bad", I urge you to actually listen to the vast history of feminism and feminist intellectuals. You discount their work by oversimplifying what is not simple. Educate yourself. Lol.

@squyaooo @fuhime67 @_pamelachalamet @cheyeyeyeyey @iammarina_100 The patriarchy does not go beyond all men = oppressors/members of the overarching oppressor class. Whatever benefit of the doubt that you want to give them in order to feel comfortable being romantically involved with them does not refute that, lol.

@Aameridoll @fuhime67 @_pamelachalamet @cheyeyeyeyey @iammarina_100 Do you think they act as a monolith? Can we say all members of any non-ideological demographic responsible for something? Or do you think nuance is important and that generalizing in this fashion is a bit presumptuous? The patriarchy is real, but it goes beyond "all men=bad".

@squyaooo @fuhime67 @_pamelachalamet @cheyeyeyeyey @iammarina_100 Men are oppressors, end of.

@fuhime67 @_pamelachalamet @cheyeyeyeyey @iammarina_100 Do you believe men are a monolith who act maliciously whether they intend to or not? Or do you believe that a man has the ability to recognize his privilege and work against it? Do you believe men are incapable of true love in the way a woman is?

@_pamelachalamet @cheyeyeyeyey @iammarina_100 I literally answered the question but I'll explain it again for you❤️; Having sex/being married with men = supporting patriarchal structures. If you don't have sex with men or marry men = you don't support patriarchy + you're LESS LIKELY to experience violence by men.

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@ohbabyiloveyaoi @Leimiruu If you still find the court case's verdict reasonable, how do you explain his relationship with children? That he slept in the same bed as them? Or his relationship with Jefferey Epstein and Donald Trump?

@squyaooo @Leimiruu wasnt that disproved

Class doodle #mjart #michael

@ohbabyiloveyaoi @Leimiruu If you're referring to the court case, yes he was found innocent. However there are multiple factors that contributed to that verdict, and court cases surrounding powerful figures are famously not always trustworthy.