sarah weir

t.me/twtchecker #twtchecker

don’t be the bigger person today, be the problem

girls be like “this is my comfort movie” and it’s gone girl

The feminine urge to take a 3 hour nap every single day

“shrek is not that good” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

It doesn’t get better than Matthew McConaughey in How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

whyyyyyyyyyyyyy do I care so much make it stop

@DylanBryant27 Please share ur secret, mine is over $200 a month:,)

A year later and nothing has changed

no more debates about communism or capitalism let’s put our differences aside and figure out how to reverse evolution. i’m tired i wanna be bacteria

Not me. Us.

sad but kinda happy but mostly sad

no one: me: i was gonna say something but i forgot