haley 🕺

which way western man

@broccylesnar LOLLLL this randomly gets stuck in my head the few moments my head goes quiet

Little bunny fufu quit boppin them damn field mice on the damn head now boy

normal people: your autistic gay friend: have you seen hannibal

How it feels to be autistic on April fools day

I will never forget they let my 16 year old cousin do my aunt’s obituary and nobody checked it until the funeral started. I am still crying RIP though.

rejection sensitive dysphoria from snapchat sending me something about international women's day but not my birthday

@MackamoA @bugsquelcher my coworkers got me back into it!! It has def motivated me to get more steps in

@bugsquelcher @srirachabender I got back into it and it's honestly been so good for me. I'm outside more and I've met a lot of new people who are obsessed and don't talk about anything else. I used pokemon go's app campfire to see local meetups

does anyone know any beginner hobbies for someone who is still consumed by an overwhelming sadness that it’s hard to do any activity outside of consuming media?

& then having to work this kinda day on these knees 🫦

pokémon go : 1 haley: 0

the spell wears off after 40 days so it's all risky after that

I have to injure myself every 60 days or so to remind myself that I have to look at my surroundings and the ground when I walk

@bugsquelcher I just redownloaded it and started a new account like a week ago & I'm addicted LOL

@srirachabender omfg 😭 i was super into pokemon go when it came out… like almost 10 years ago? damn that’s wild to think about. but i may try to get back into it, it was pretty fun!

it pissed me off seeing the case of duster just out in the open now. back in my day, you had to grovel up to the 20 year old electronics guy and pretend like you had 9 computers to clean

the U.S. medical system makes me want to GNAW MY LIMBS OFF but then I wouldn't be able to afford to go to the hospital

My entire life is powered by a desire to go swimming in nice water. I only work to go swimming. The winter is hard for me because I lose sight of what is most important when I am far away from going swimming

@drcucumberphd just licked my screen

"you don't have control of your first thought, but you do have control of your second" actually I have OCD so I can't control ANY of them

@smellagillis especially in fast food... I promise you those teenage boys making your sandwiches in less than 20 seconds are more of a risk than a hair 💀

i’ve gotten hair in my food multiple times at restaurands and i never gaf. like it’s just a hair. deeply histrionic behavior to send food back over that.

@rats7 mine the blade just fell off mid cut 😭

@rats7 this happened to me (I think it just gave out tbh) so now I have pizza scissors. just have to let it cool down a little first unless you don't care about burning your fingers

is it normal for a frozen pizza to be so strong that it breaks your pizza cutter and then you have to rip the pizza into slices with your bare hands