Sam 🌻

if america’s funniest home videos was still big, I think this video of me grabbing donald duck’s dick would take home the grand prize

@mac_sean14 ITS MY FAVORITE CLAYMATION!!!

Here to directly dispute this claim as a 28 year old who adores this film and The Year without a Santa Claus

Literally me but every 30 seconds

@bobbylcraig I just picked up mine so expect one soon 🥰

I’m not kidding I would die for Madi Skinner - fucking QUEEN

@jennyautumn @mickbooms 🥹🥹🥹

@srl234 @mickbooms it’s true.

dee on s45 is so @srl234 coded tbh

@AllMlze Or have AJ’s friend 3D print you a gum gum fruit

@taylordswift99 Gracie abrams acoustic set 😤😤😤😤

what was THE thing that happened at your eras show??? mine was singing august in august with taylor and hearing her say “LA what month is it???— SALT AIIIIR”

@stephenfishbach @g4ryr05e Trey interviewed with ET & said that they suspected it but he wanted to be good tv lol

@g4ryr05e is that canon from post-show interviews? That at least is credible strategy.

will never get over the players on #SquidGame CHOOSING TO PAIR UP WITH THEIR LOVED ONES, I literally cannot accept that level of game-wide bone-headedness. Was there a heavy production hand on who got seated w whom? I cannot understand this as anything but a production mandate.

@gfried9 Bruce is just a bad liar lmao

I actually don’t hate Bruce’s lie here…? Per recent history, and the fact that Kellie’s vote was legitimately a blindside, it makes almost too much sense #Survivor #Survivor45

@zack_cushing Her edit is …. Promising!!!! 🙏🏼

Emily Flippen please win Survivor 45 I beg of you… #Survivor #Survivor45

@HaydenThaRippa Did you know the first time he went on the show he told his job he was leaving to receive cancer treatment/tests? Absolutely trash person lol

@srl234 We watched most of it just yesterday, already through the merge. Rewatching this time reminded me how much I loathe Coach

Got my roommate hooked on survivor after one episode. He’s up at 9 am starting the Heros Vs Villians season. Another soul touched by Jeffy P 🥲

@rivrann I also got Provo with Taylor Swift, Sabrina Carpenter & Jukebox The Ghost lmao eclectic town

@debutstan13 I threw up in my mouth looking at this list but everyone’s different I guess 🫠🫠🫠🫠

'Midnights is her worst album' Midnights when it's her worst album:

@JenerationSwift @taylorswift13 @TSTheErasTour Listening to Last Kiss and feeling secondhand heartbreak for the first time is a core memory for me 😭

In celebration of my birthday and it also being Giving Tuesday, I thought it would be a perfect day to do a giveaway! I’m giving away a brand new Speak Now cardigan size M/L. The one pictured is mine, the one still wrapped up with the confetti is the one you’ll receive. Rules: 1. Follow Me 2. Comment with your favorite Speak Now song 3. Retweet for more entries 4. Winner will be announced on Taylor’s birthday, 12/13. I love you all so much! Hoping to do more giveaways soon! 💜💜 @taylornation13 @taylorswift13

I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again- Kyle McCord is absolute fucking trash

THERE AINT NO WAY SHE GOT BOOTED FROM THE FRANCHISE FOR REPOSTING ISRAELI GENOCIDE SCHOLAR RAZ SEGALS WORDS IN @JewishCurrents CALLING ISRAEL A TEXTBOOK CASE OF GENOCIDE THIS IS INSANE!!!!