srslycannot

The fact I convert every man I date into an Oat milk drinker is fantastic.

all the things I lost on you

Im smoking weed with my parents

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Mom & dad

Balto didn't run across Alaska for you all to not believe in vaccines.

I asked my non boyfriend if he wanted to invite our waitress into our couple and he said no :(

@mlougheed84 I asked my non boyfriend if he wanted to invite our waitress into our couple and he said no :(

@srslycannot My non boyfriend just invited the girl that I have a crush on for dinner with us and now I'm going to gauge out my eyes with a melon baller.

Remember that time that my bf is friends with the guy I was in a throuple with 🙂

@mlougheed84 “I used to bang your girlfriend, and so did my girlfriend.” 🙂

@srslycannot This is my worst nightmare

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idk anything about cars

@yqlesbian WELCOME

@srslycannot didn’t need to read this

Gotta make sure I hide all my sex toys and sex swing for when my family comes to visit tomorrow 🤠

Remember that time I was in a throuple

I’m bisexual meaning I wore both hot topic and hollister in middle school

If you’re reading this, yes, I still hate you

@graaceyw Oh no. Why

Chances of getting rear ended on whoop up just went up 500% 🤩