Dalan

Training myself to become ambidextrous by pissing out of my non-dominant ball

lamelo ball in the most crucial game of the season

i hope people realize that this is done purposefully to try and claim that there is fighting in "the middle of nowhere" erasing villages, cities, and towns to claim there are no casualties, no refugees fleeing, no forced displacement in a couple years they're gonna say "land

Would you rather barely survive a snake attack then get eaten by a dog or barely survive a dog attack then get eaten by a snake?

Working on a concept for a new city called Reverse New York where it's just nothing but the twin towers

6TH IN THE GREATEST CITY ON EARTH I LOVE CHARLOTTE MELEE AND QUEST AND BINKOS AND BEYOND AND EVERYONE WHO COMES OUT AND AND

Pretty much ordered, I don't think there's a bad episode so tiers are just compared to the rest of the show

Pokémon 10,000 is gonna be a Poison-Digital (new type) type where it's just like a pile of cum on the ground with a bunch of binary code inside it and it's gonna be called Cumpile (pronounced like compile)

When you're scared it's gonna be a shit but it's just a fart

You just created a million Fruit Love Islands

Just got a notification from Instagram that some dude in Brazil tried to sign into my account, the only options were to either change my password or say that was me, and ngl não tenho paciência para fazer tudo isso, então fica aqui um salve do Rio de Janeiro.

Ngl I did read this from the bottom up and got a little more hype every tier

Everyone always talks about growers vs showers, where's my fellow #shrinkers

@Moxort__ This guy posts warcrime footage before anyone else so you can repost it in your favorite Telegram chats early

@ssbTarmon damn this did numbers, add me on snapchat

Drain the cock Johnson

@ssbTarmon drain the penis penis?

Meet and Fuck Kingdom

What's in your wall might change your life...

@gayestpeach LFG

I WON KAME HOUSE 150 BEATING BRAXTON, CYBIL, ALIA, CHRIS DANGER x2 and CAUP x2. I HAD TO PULL THIS ONE FROM DEEP WITHIN MY SOUL TO WIN. I LOVE MY FRIENDS AND SUPER SMASH BROTHERS MELEE! SO SO SO GRATEFUL! AND HEAVEN KNOWS IM SWAGGERBEE NOW!!!!!!!

en pointe

Farming my zoomer cousins in blackjack because they won't stop hitting on 6 7

This is how I sound in my head while having the most normal conversations of all time and I don't know how to get out of that mindset