it’s becca bish

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

It’s impossible to listen to “you’re gonna miss this” with out sobbing. If you can, you’re a monster

Why can’t I save a smell like a picture?? How do we not have this technology readily available!?!

@AvrilLavigne collabing with @machinegunkelly is making my 10 year old and 27 year old self heart explode

why is it so hard to find a man to unquestioningly give me tens of thousands of dollars to fight my enemies 😫

@aliwong referencing Zuko in her set is giving me life

Another work week starting off right with a primal scream in my car

Just sent a risky work email. I will now be aggressively and obsessively checking my inbox for replies all day

just found out megan fox is getting married

Don't worry everybody! Elmo and Zoe practiced sharing and are still best buds forever! Elmo loves you Zoe! Ha ha ha! Elmo doesn't want to talk about Rocco.

I am only accepting birthday wishes like this one from now on. Machine Gun Kelly Surprises 9-Year-Old Superfan With Birthday Song youtu.be/oS7t3p5Gw0k via @YouTube

I dared to wear white on thanksgiving this year and managed to get through the whole day without a drop getting on me. Please someone submit this to @cnnbrk for a special update

Facebook is good for one thing and one thing only, corgi pics

Does Riverdale make any sense to anyone? Why am I still watching this 5 seasons later and WHY are they still singing??

@iamcardib Why was I today years old when I understood this lyric?? 😵‍💫

I'll take you home if you don't leave me at the front door

Just accidentally had my camera on during a work call while doing my makeup. It was nice knowing all of you 😵

Double corgi sighting in a 5 min window 😍😍😍

Greatest rivalry? Batman vs joker, powerpuff girls vs mojo jojo, or me vs my chub rub?

Ah yes a daytime mosquito bite was exactly how I wanted to start the week

Anyone else feel slight exhaustion after eating a protein bar?