Sharks' Teeth

juicebox was a psyop

new single out 2day bb! tinyurl.com/4mcbe8ck

@zerohedge public is in the name lol redundant bitch

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Brand new casio-driven beach house worshiping EP out today by these very teeth. Hope y'all enjoy and thanks for listening!! Xoxo tinyurl.com/5xt7v444

History happens twice, first as tragedy, then as Ridley Scott’s Napoleon

Hey world, the next addition to our totally normal and sane Christmas catalogue is out today. Presenting "Doubting the Power of Christmas" Link below, thanks for listening & hope y'all enjoy! tinyurl.com/mrhx8vu6

hey world, our new EP is out today and we celebrate with a release show tomorrow @GasaGasaNOLA w/ Sympathy Wizard & Speech fuzz. Hope y'all have a great weekend and thanks for listening! sharksteeth.bandcamp.com/album/oh-sure-…

@SevenShepherd Like most zealots u spew doom & judgement claiming the creator of the universe backs u up like “Rawr! This storm is coming to wipe out heathens”, do u feel so powerless u need 2 comment on others pain like this? Do u think JC compels u to tweet this or is it 2 make u feel mighty?

@SevenShepherd Curious to your thoughts on school shootings? Vessels of the lord’s will? Even major parts of the Bible are about the problem of pain and how this is an unfair world. I would reread Job & Ecclesiastes before claiming god punishes the wicked for their wickedness

@SevenShepherd so everyone negatively affected by this storm is god's will? even children who died Katrina, were they WiCkEd?!

@SevenShepherd or he allowed this and many other disasters to happen and ain't stilling a thing but his intervening

new single and preorder for our next release "Oh Sure, Earth" out today! tinyurl.com/48x7svxj

Happy solstice y'all! To celebrate here is a new EP of Xmas parodies of teeth songs from the last decade... as one does tinyurl.com/nvkz2tf9

<3 <3 <3 Thanks @XmasUnderground for the kindest review of the strangest thing we have made

@spotifypodcasts @fraudstersLPN season 1 finale aired today leaving a scandal shaped hole in my heart, nay, life #season2 #wakeupspotify

tinyurl.com/yxrpuuf9 New teeth EP out today, FFO Gazebo, Solarium, basically any teeth release from college almost 10 years ago, what have we become

We've contributed an unreleased track to this benefit compilation out today! It's a live recording of a new song we are working on for our in-universe Spaceballs record, as one does. 100% of proceeds will go to @feedingamerica ‘s COVID-19 response fund.tinyurl.com/yd4jj5hg

DJ Dominomnom is graciously hosting some teeth today who are playing a few of our new atrologipop xmas tunes on WTUL between 2-4 somewhere. Set that dial to 91.5 if you're in the crescent city and if not the stream is always available at wtulneworleans.com/stream-wtul

This Saturday night, Dec 21st, Sharks' Teeth will be performing selections from our occult Christmas album and will be joined by our forever partners in existential crime, Scenic World. Doors at 8 & rituals begin at 9, merry christmas y'all and hail Santa! @GasaGasaNOLA

Presenting our very own 25 track Occult/Marxist/Polytheistic & at times aggressively astrological Christmas album! 19 amazing people helped us make this & our families bared with us while we lived and breathed it all year. Thank you all & hope you enjoy! tinyurl.com/vyt67nl