Pat Traynor

I still have snow in my back yard. It's pretty depressing.

I need to come up with a new design and it's not happening. Could someone please turn off the internet so I can get some work done?

Getting 8 trees taken down on the 11th. Need to assemble a splitting party end of may or early June. Lots of beer and cholesterol.

The dragon's a zombie #RuinAGoodTimeIn4Words

@DonnyTrumpy I like people who *didn't* lose their legs.

@billmaher Every argument Trump uses sounds like your "I don't know for a fact... I just know it's true" gag.

@BastardMachine Welcome to the life of a Patriots fan.

#TrumpSoPoor that his next great product is Steak Helper.

@DailyShowJon Trevor's ok, but he's just a standup comic. You were the right combo of funny and deadly serious on the important issues.

@neiltyson ...Or Welsh Bunny Rarebit

@BastardMachine According to Jim - EIGHT seasons!!! No, wait... Put down that gun.

@CasknFlagon We'll bee there at 10:00. FYI... Your website says you open at 11:00. This should help give me lots of parking. :)

@RivaPizzeria, you should really post your Marshfield phone number somewhere. If not on the website, tweet it, at least.

@BastardMachine Maybe Tatiana Maslany could be the first to win Best Actress AND Best Supporting Actress in the same show in the same year!

@BastardMachine Tim, is there an archive of your THR reviews? Tons on my tivo. What should I keep and watch???

"These candidates are dog shit. All we're doing is picking out the dick that's going to fuck us."

@billmaher Did to you see Tebow on the sidelines at the end of the game mouthing "WTF, God???"

@BastardMachine Let's not forget Sports Night