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@miamle Thats a beautiful ceremony

I hate to be the one to tell you this terrible news, ma'am. But determining whether or not someone is dead is the easiest part of my job.

It all started innocently enough: a team of scientists organized an experiment to test the effects of ape madness on a large urban area.

I took this picture to my therapist and said THIS is how cool I want to be with having been on Barney

God, grant me the strength to lift a rabbit out of my hat, and the magic to make one appear inside it

The Grim Reaper renewed my life for an additional three seasons, in exchange for my word that I will stop making art about death.

That "Us versus them" mentality was exactly what I was hoping to AVOID with this war

12 Annoying Habits Humans Will Likely Develop in the First Few Years After Colonizing Mars

It is with tiny, weak hands that I announce that I do not qualify to be buried next to my family at the Sports Cemetery.

My liquid foundation was swapped with my sriracha by a would-be assassin

I can bring him back from death to the world of the living, using dark magic. But not without a cost.. The ritual is extremely appropriative

It's ironic that capitalism produced the tools of its own destruction - namely, the software PowerPoint

kendrick lamar strikes that perfect balance between knuckles-the-echidna-stage music and rouge-the-bat-stage music

@Justin_Bebis 🙅

a lot of people who eulogize me fall into the trap of spending the entire time praising my high torrent uploading ratio

i'm sorry but I can't trust a protagonist who hasn't proven to me that they can survive going down a waterfall

Want to Feel Lazy? This Radiohead Member Writes a Song In Response to Every Book He Reads

As modern life becomes less and less like one big awesome wave to ride, we Americans find ourselves questioning the chill surfer ideology.

In the 2010s we want to know who will win, Batman or Superman. Back in the 1990s what we were interested in was Cats vs Dogs