chris.

what if instead of fan boy and chum chum it was burger boy and fry guy

eat 1800 calories, then burn 800 BAM! 1000 net calories for the day AND your protein goal is hit too

@burgerthisboy check ur insta dms

だんだんと日本人になってきているような気がします。🇯🇵👺

@burgerthisboy not cool, thought we were gang

@ssleepaid especially you

i genuinely hate mexicans it’s not even funny dawg

“at night i do bad things to myself and others.”

📱🐴

daisy dukes bikinis on top!

okay i believe you, but my tommy gun don’t.

@burgerboy488 why u lyin tho

“can i get 20 dollars?”

ur in her dms but she’s got me blocked we are not the same

it’s a mexican kind of night

the baddest bitches have the worst music taste

lemme get three head tacos

flirting on twt is like thinking the stripper loves u

@crickets4u and so fucking what? ima still eat it.

there’s deadass pigeon meat in mcchickens

mood (hospital bill ain’t as much as i thought)