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The 43rd #RyderCup Champions @RyderCupUSA meet with the media. twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@cho1589 @BFrasor Big win last night Bob, reminded me of the time you and the guys took on Drose at St. Xavs. #Bobfrasorfor3

The best acting I’ve ever seen is Jeff Daniels having diarrhea in Dumb and Dumber.

@ChurchLady2012 @CraigWeekend @Luker25

@CraigWeekend @ssman05 this account has “one more day baby” vibes.

@SELK_WORM5 @Buccaneers Old Patriots quarterback

Tell us your favorite Bucs player without telling us your favorite Bucs player.

@jackOCHOconnell @BWWings @BWWings ripped out my heart and dropped it into a bucket of my boiling tears when they told me hot bbq was out.

I demand answers @BWWings ! You’re really just going to take hot bbq off the menu and replace it with PIZZA SAUCE?!? Just when everyone thought this year couldn’t get any worse you come and deliver this cheap shot. We all deserve an explanation. Pizza sauce? SHAME ON YOU

@_KellyKevin Mine was watermelon sour patch

RT this if you think i should be the #BarstoolSmokeShowOfTheDay next week.

@buttcheeeks676 @HeyyyyyJoe Funny thing is that Chicago dogs don’t have ketchup on them. It’s like a terrorist hot dog.

There are certain boundaries you do not cross when it comes to hot dog art and Nickys just crossed one

Little did i know the worst was yet to come.

@cho1589 @Sonavamitch1 @UncleB31 I’m lays as well Mitch

Ruffles a must with Sloppy Joes?

I took 2 shits already today and it ain’t even 10am

@UncleSexy15 We still gota go to cowboy school in AZ

You mean to tell me all i have to do to get a legit cowboy to basically live in my neighborhood is to just not fill out the census? Wow i am never filling that thing out. Viva la census vaquero!

@kcabsibrat @FahKerr Hahahah I laughed out loud at that laugh and rewatched it and did again

There are people applauding kopech for sitting out like its an act of bravery. It is impossible to see straight when your head is that far up 2020s ass

We will pick two more winners 24 hrs from now. Enter by liking and retweeting to win a tournament shirt or tank. Available in men’s and women’s sizes. Store closes tomorrow night at midnight! Link in bio. #NeverEndTheFight #PapaHops

@cho1589 @kcabsibrat @grantypanties10 “Football is a game of inches, the inches are all around us, and when we think about inches we think of penis sizes”

@CevoMyEggo I’m still on the white does it make you change when you upgrade or something?

@kcabsibrat @grantypanties10 Got me so fired up to stand on the sidelines