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@ssptht
mild to moderate satire alt:@nebfromuniverse
Katılım Ağustos 2024
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@SpeakerJohnson You are a lying piece of 💩!
What happened to your alleged Christian values?
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@JesterJum If you really are, I'll stop correcting you. I don't want to be blocked by an account as funny & goated as yours.
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Who the fuck is this guy honestly?
Engagement farming like a mother fucker.
Is he like real world famous? Because I don’t know who he is honestly…
Trumps Nephew@ForgiatoBlow47
Do You Still Support Tucker?
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@ssptht @ModRightPatriot Cause all of them are shit.
Rare Grok W.
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@ErisButRacist @InsaneCope It's the way you word it honestly. If you know the way Google AI would say yes first try. If that doesn't work, you could walk it through step by step and eventually it'll say yes.
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@ssptht @InsaneCope Honestly kind of surprised Google hasn't been cucked to a degree where it'd say yes.
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@ssptht @brockpierson 🫵🏼.😂. breakdown..
1 at you
3 at me.
One sideways vote for the masses.
You,me, them.
Lol
See how this shit starts.
Just fukkin with ya.
✌🏼
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It is always a strange experience on here when someone posts talking trash about you...
Not always so much about the post or account who does it, but who piles on in the replies and says what.
Sometimes people you thought you knew, or sometimes people you've never even seen feel very strongly about you.
𝕏 is a wild place.
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@riotwomennn @LOVtheCOV @PenguinSix You need more hydrogen peroxide to make the industrial paint peel away than to kill algae. Also, have you ever heard of adding a period at the end of your sentence?
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Hey 5th grader - The new paint was still fresh & soft. Even though the peroxide got diluted, it’s an oxidizer ... it attacks & breaks down stuff. It sat on the brand-new paint for days & peeled big chunks off. Why that’s different from the bottle? In the bottle 12% peroxide is super concentrated, but the plastic is specially made to hold it safely.
In the pool the paint wasn’t tough like that special plastic. Fresh paint + oxidizer = peeling mess
Only idiots would have wasted billions this way. Trump is burning your money ... and you're sucking his dick in public
Stop it
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States I would live in vs not

Lewis🇺🇸✝️@LewisLosesIt
States I would live in vs states I wouldn’t
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@IfindRetards How is his executive order "anti voting"? American citizens are still allowed to vote.
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@clintonite_stan Democratic socialist = little understanding of economics
Abolishing prisons & borders = Soft on crime
Anti Ukraine = Doesn't really determine much
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I’m fine with democratic socialists but not this insane
NewsWire@NewsWire_US
Darializa Avila Chevalier, Socialist, Won the Democratic Primary for New York’s 13th Congressional District Chevalier has backed abolishing prisons & borders and holds anti-Ukraine views.
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@IfindRetards The likes to comments ratio on the 2nd one indicates how angry people were seeing that tweet.
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@DoinksTheFrog be a man comment "do it stink" in their comment section to teach them not to post images of themselves on social media
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I am working from home this week because its summer and my kids are at home and I dont want to go into the office.
Well, today had been a slow day until my kids said they wanted pizza for lunch. So I put a pizza in the oven.
When the pizza was done, as I am getting the boiling hot pizza out of the oven, the world exploded (figuratively):
5 different people called me.
4 different people sent me Teams messages.
7 different people emailed me.
All at once. While I was trying not to burn my face off getting this pizza out of the oven.
Wanna know the dumbest thing too??
None of those calls/messages/emails were serious at all.
Its like the Universe said "Im bored...let's make him freak out for the next 5 minutes for absolutely no reason at all"
Anyways.....how's yalls day going? 😀
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