Samantha Scamfer

I will never ever get over this note change when Joe sings Hesitate live…INSTANT goosebumps 🥹✨

@SlapDawgg A (secondhand) professionally baked Betty Crocker cake

@ssscamfer This vacuum is worth more than a Betty Crocker cake!

I’m selling a vacuum on FB Marketplace and woke up to this beauty

Life

@tracyinkits @sassydogmom_ That’s the point

It officially happened… I had a NICU mom refuse a blood transfusion for her baby bc we can’t tell her that the donor has not been vaccinated against covid 🫠🙃

If you want a boost of pure joy today, watch Ke Huy Quan's #Oscars glambot. 🥺

the "pick me, choose me, love me" line got an upgrade #GreysAnatomy

@nmaestas The vyvanse website has a coupon that when used with insurance I’ve only paid $30-60

Prescription costs for my mental health is bad for my mental health.

In the bathroom after 3 sips of a martini

Thanks @taylorswift13 for spending 1,614 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault). #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/06HL4z0… 😂😂

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It’s called the “Eras” tour because if you try to log in to Ticketmaster all you get are era messages

My google search this morning : what do I do if my dog got into edibles

@Kaili1096 @omaha_scanner Park ave is a wild place

@omaha_scanner any news on what’s going down on park ave??

Wow. What a great costume.

Hey, @jonasbrothers when are u guys gonna go back on tour

Our love for this movie is infinite. ♥️ 10 years ago, #ThePerksofBeingaWallflower was released. (📷: Shutterstock)

My dog can’t be my emotional support pet cause he himself needs emotional support. we’re just two anxious beings staring at each other.