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success breeds hubris breeds failure

@wheezyair real foids of silicon valley

@halogen1048576 here for pointers

guys how do i get my dinergoth ex to become my dinergoth gf again

@stochasticchasm @nayshins 3 days no screen time too

@nayshins gotta take 3 days without coffee

Can someone please make my eye quit twitching for the love of god

@jiagrapher san fernando valley yo

i was told to make some changes

@skooookum just when claude finally started preferring `uv run` over `python3`

astral : openai :: microsoft : github

@OpenAINewsroom @astral_sh I get why they would take the money but you guys know the whole reason we partake in an ecosystem is because it's diverse and independently motivated bros just opened up a huge opportunity in the open source package mgmt, lint and typechecker space anyone wanna go in?

We've reached an agreement to acquire Astral. After we close, OpenAI plans for @astral_sh to join our Codex team, with a continued focus on building great tools and advancing the shared mission of making developers more productive. openai.com/index/openai-t…

@jxnlco could have made the poll more fair by including a compiled language with typescript bindings oh wait

Future of AI

looking back on public school it was kindof cute how all those people tried to prepare us for life. like they did their best but they never had a real job before so how would they know

@basedanarki @boristane if you want to build against a specific release and guarantee that you're pinned to it when the next release hits, configure with the date portion

@boristane tbf at some point last year anthropic specifically decided that in branding it should be claude->opus->version so this could be a little messy idk

seems like there's no convention for model name? what's the difference between anthropic/claude-opus-4.6 and anthropic/claude-4.6-opus-20260205

@noorrietje scando af down

My future husband will be so happy if I make diner for him

anyone getting trolled by this ngmi

@allisonology ok well I had a phase

@ssslomp I honestly am not sure. I wouldn't even know where to begin to ideate towards that answer

Are you now or have at one point in your life been a slut? What if we expand beyond the bodily slut? Are you an intellectual slut? Slinging thoughts at any thot who walks by? Or an emotional slut? Just how many people know your heart? Which type of slut are you most?

@realAAAbbott you dont even need to turn it on I can tell by the orientation of your wrist if you're capable

First thing we skills test for is "can you run a cordless drill". 98% of guys under 35 in fact cannot. They can't run a cordless drill properly, safely. You aren't going to learn to be a plumber or electrician in 2 years because you don't even know enough to change a tire.

@paularambles >still a capitalist at heart based but like why "still ... at heart" what happened to her??

honestly kind of impressive how they managed to fit gender, age, and family status discrimination in one bullet point

now I have the full picture

the purpose of an introspection is what it does