Stephen Staver

@BrittanyinTexas Obama was truly amazing.

Two presidents. Same SOTU. Worlds apart. YOU CAN’T MISS THIS. 🔥👀🔥

PROJECT HAIL MARY has an epic runtime of 2 hours 46 minutes! tinyurl.com/5yfsmzfy

@PlayOverwatch I am afraid.

Your beloved “Hero Shooter” needed a villainous upgrade.

@RepJackKimble I won’t lie, you had me going for quite a while before I realized your account is a parody. I’m very thankful to realize it before I commented. Lol

I’m tired of all the low IQ Democrats politicians in Congress. I got a 96 on my IQ test. That’s only 4 points from a perfect score. I wonder if any Dems even came close

Trump truly is off his rocker. But this isn’t news. Please for the love of god, how do we stop this shit? Surely you cannot expect us to just sit and take this for another 3 years.

@MountainDew We all picked Pitch Black back then and you ignored us; why would you care about our opinion in 2026? Lol

The year is 2016. Pitch Black or Baja Blast, which did you pick?

Everyone should be angry about what happened yesterday in Minneapolis. And the government trying to sweep it under the rug is pathetic. How many more new lows are we going to be forced to experience over the next 3 years?

@MountainDew Bring back Pitch Black or Typhoon. I don’t get why you refuse to bring back the actually good flavors.

New Year incoming…new news incoming……….🤫

Adam the Woo ‘s favorite Starbucks put this up. Of the hundreds of times I’ve been in here I was never on the same schedule. I always figured I’d run into him. Damnit

@thetimtracker I’m devastated to hear this. I’m so sorry for your loss, and really all of our loss. Adam was amazing .

I don’t want to write this. Writing it makes it final. I’ve known since yesterday, but it still doesn’t seem real. I needed to be alone with my thoughts before I could post something publicly. Every time I read another post it seems wrong, like it hasn’t happened, like I’ll still get a text from Adam any moment now. But I won’t, he is gone. I just talked with him was when he was in Disneyland Paris. We were remembering our time in Disneyland 10 years ago when we saw Dick Van Dyke dancing and singing on the balcony of Club 33 for his 90th birthday. We were making plans for when he got back into town. But now that hang out won’t happen. I miss him. He was the only friend I’ve had in a long time that made me laugh for hours on end. The type of friend that when you start laughing with each other you fall into them and sort of bounce off each other. I’ve never had that with any other guy friend. I will always remember this time at Disneyland when we were trying to throw a coin into the cup in the queue for the Snow White ride. Adam made one and shouted “I’m going to live forever!” From then on he would always message me anytime “Forever Young” came on the radio or was playing at some random location he was at. He really will live forever, because I will never forget him.

@BrightSunFilms WHAT THE EFF!?!? When did this happen, why did this happen?!? Last I saw he was talking about retiring soon! Omfg. This is devastating

Regarding Adam The Woo

@lids EXCUSE ME DID YOU SAY FREE?!?

IT'S ALL CAPS DAY! IF YOU REPLY TO THIS IN ALL CAPS, WE MIGHT JUST SEND YOU A FREE HAT!

But.... her emails!

@MountainDew How about when Pitch Black was supposed to be brought back, but you refuse to keep it??

We all remember where we were when we found out Baja Blast was going to be sold in stores

@SenatorBanks lol time to have your brain worms checked

The 2020 Census was a fraud. The Biden admin used a shady “privacy” formula that scrambled the data and miscounted 14 states. It included illegal immigrants and handed Democrats extra seats. Americans deserve a fair count and I’m fighting to fix it.

Went to the local farmer's market, and there are SO MANY AMAZING THINGS.

DING DONGS IN THE WHITE HOUSE: IF YOU DON’T WANT US TO CALL YOU A FASCIST THEN STOP DOING FASCIST THINGS!

@TheBrianMcManus And this is how I learn there’ll be a season 2! XD

I agreed to do a quick comedy set in front of a live recorded audience during one of the busiest months of my life. I have never done any form of comedy before. If I nail this, I am gonna be on some "you can't tell me nothing" bullshit