koot snart

no rizz, looks 6/10, emotional disaster. I pull pretty girls by being fucking weird

does anyone still use this. just spent half an hour looking through my old tweets. things are very different now

why do guys at the gym walk like they peed their pants

Forget Forbes's 30 under 30, my 30 under 30 is 30 different career fields by the time I'm 30

at this point my goal is just to have the craziest resume. im pretty damn close

suicideboys meant it when they said as the years go by huh

I used to joke about not being a lesbian and now ig I'm not one

I've quit vaping :)

the us panicking and popping the chinese balloon to find nothing is the political equivalent to when I was a kid and I would think flies were bees and scream and flail and swat at them

FYI I hate throwing up it hurts and it gets in my nose and I just don't wanna do it

Another success story! I'm drunk and avoided throwing up. So good at that

@kikosdreamworld So much potential. WASTED.

Gwen Stefani made Bubble Pop Electric and still ended up marrying Blake Shelton. This is why I don’t trust women anymore.

I got a B on the autism test :( this means I won't get the Principal's List award

Passed my exam and I'm a licensed insurance agent now <3 im excited for where it'll take me

everything gone downhill since the clowns in 2015

"No one wants to work in trades anymore" okay??? Then legalize weed on a federal level you fucks

@ManitowocPD get fucked shitheads

ear rang for over two minutes straight, whatever y'all are talkin abt leave me out of it

I'm not cured of any of my dependencies, I have a very long way to go but I've been getting better about showing myself grace and recognizing that slow progress is still progress that I'm allowed to feel proud of myself for. Learning moderation is difficult but I'm doing it

I quit vaping after it was consistently making me sick and have switched to 3-5 cigs a day - not good, but better than puffing all day. I hardly smoke ouid anymore, MAYBE 2x/day, and have significantly cut down on my caffeine intake. Improvement and habit breaking is possible!