Jim Stage

@SoCalGuy47 @lucyshow11 @snowstormyou The call was $1 plus 36 cents per minute. No small talk, just business.

@lucyshow11 @snowstormyou I had a cell phone in a carrying case, was a monster, but worked very good, the phone looked like these…..

This was the ultimate FLEX!💪 📞

@CookingHub_ She calls the grill a hababichi and has artificial turf back yard.

@JUSTcatmeme They were a Mother’s Day gift from their horny rich step dad #3

Having your BIG FAT TITS as the focus of your Mother’s Day video is crazy work

@damone_mike @ChiliPeppers My device was muted but I knew right away what song he was playing.

Chad Smith

@lady_valor_07 She has an American flag on her wall…

@lady_valor_07 She’s in Mexico, right?

What your response to her?

@F0ODHub I only want salt on my steak, but it looks fantastic.

Be honest… is this a 10/10 meal or what’s missing?

@GAltringham The same way I feel about Clint Eastwood portraying Michael Jackson.

🤵🏿‍♂️ How would you feel about Idris Elba as the next #JamesBond? 🤔

@Eta_Miraklo @RNCResearch Mark Kelly made the coffee and held the doors open.

@RNCResearch Odd for Mark Kelly to say that given that he commanded a Space Shuttle crew in 2011 made up of six white men.

Democrat Senator Mark Kelly slanders “white” service members. KELLY: “The last thing I would want in a Space Shuttle crew would be seven white-guy U.S. navy test pilots like me.”

@RNCResearch I got mine…screw the rest of you.

@MbarkCherguia Ear wax removal… just kidding.

Does anyone here knows what this is or used for?

@ronsterd89 I used to pick them up at the gas station for my dad. Pall mall golds for $0.65. He would give me $2 to pick up smokes and fill the gas can, and I could keep the change.

Does anybody remember when the name brand cigarettes only cost a dollar a pack?

@DavidJHarrisJr It’s not the advice they are looking for… they’re trying to see if you actually have a bulge.

Would you line up for advice from Michelle Obama?

@Eman_8282 Left on Friday and right for the rest of the week.

@AntiWokeMemes I’m not one for statue removal… however, the politicians that put it there must be listed with a community note that the dude died of fentanyl overdose and an innocent man went to jail.

Should all George Floyd statues in America be removed? 🇺🇸 A. YES B. NO

@femalebodybuil6 He’ll yeah!

Do you believe Karoline Leavitt’s photo is suitable for someone serving as White House Press Secretary? 🥰

@Matt_Pinner Captain America

Name a famous captain

@AntiWokeMemes My penis has an eye, and it doesn’t like what it is seeing.

@DavidJHarrisJr I think I will stick to “‘sup idiot.”

Thoughts?

@Geniustechw Don Lemon kisses boys. His opinion doesn’t count.

What do you think?