Klinger

@spencerpratt @BrennaSpencer

Obviously I’m not leaving LA…I’m about to be Mayor.

@FenixAmmunition @JayTC53

@JayTC53 Lmao a police report? What a fucking pussy loser 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

NEW 🚨 THOMAS MASSIE FILES Cynthia West EX GIRLFRIEND of Thomas Massie exposes him as a sexual deviant & bribed her with $5,000 cash to stay silent. Massie DM'd her on X in August of 2024 not even 2 months after his wife of 31 years passed away in June 2024. Massie ended up getting her a congressional staffer job in D.C. Massie pressured her to be involved in deviant sexual behavior with him. Cynthia rejected feeling extremely pressured and uncomfortable. When she rejected, Thomas Massie had her fired, bribed her & threatened her not to file a complaint. A complaint was filed in fall of 2025. The same time period when Thomas Massie remarried to a different staffer 20 years younger than Massie. The man who claimed screamed the loudest about "Transparency for Epstein" turned out to be a scumbag himself.

@Moonlight_myths Gake and Fay

I’m 60, and my son is 33. He still lives in my house, sleeping in the same room he grew up in and using the same closet I built for him when he was ten. He eats the food I prepare for him every day. He doesn’t work, doesn’t study, and doesn’t look for anything. He wakes up late, turns on the television or computer, and that’s how his day passes. If I don’t serve him breakfast, he skips it. If I don’t wash his clothes, he leaves them piled on a chair until he has nothing clean left to wear. But it wasn’t always this obvious. It started years ago, little by little, and I allowed it all to happen. When he was a child, I didn’t let him do anything on his own. I tied his shoes until he was twelve because he said it took too long. I did his homework for him “so he wouldn’t get stressed.” If there was a problem with a teacher at school, I went to speak on his behalf. If he argued with a friend, I stepped in. I always told myself, “He’ll have time to suffer when he’s an adult.” I never let him experience discomfort.

@prageru Ultra terrestrial

Do you believe there's extraterrestrial life?

I don’t know how cops do it.

@JackDangerLIVE Learn to swim.

🚨 LOS ANGELES IS ABOUT TO MAKE A BIG MISTAKE Democratic Socialist, Nithya Raman, is now the projected favorite to become the next Mayor of Los Angeles. Think about it… They’re literally calling her “the next Zohran Mamdani.” You’ve already seen how that experiment plays out: – Skyrocketing costs – Soft-on-crime policies – Government control creeping into EVERYTHING – And a city spiraling while politicians pretend it’s “progress” Now imagine that… but in LA. 🔥 A city already drowning in homelessness 🔥 Crushed by cost of living 🔥 Struggling with crime, fires, and failed leadership …and voters are about to double down? This isn’t a “new direction.” This is accelerating the collapse. A 60% chance she takes over means this isn’t hypothetical anymore, it’s real. Los Angeles isn’t voting for reform. It’s flirting with a full-blown socialist experiment in one of America’s most important cities. And if you think things are bad now… Just wait.

First you realize the whole financial system is designed to keep your broke Next you realize the whole food industry is designed to keep you overweight and addicted Then you realize the education system is designed to make you a sheep Then it hits you.. they’re all connected

@beaglefacts Happy #nationalbeagleday

April 22 is #NationalBeagleDay! It’s the anniversary of the date when more than 1000 #beagles came together to set an official world record for the largest single breed dog walk. Use the hashtag #NationalBeagleDay along with a #beagle photo expressing curiosity!

Happy #nationalbeagleday to those who celebrate.

Ngga pulled out a gun immediately his friend got dropped 😆😆😆😭😭

31 years ago today at 9:02 am the Oklahoma City bomb was detonated! But who really did it?

Iowa is like the drunk guy in the trailer park who manages to piss off both his neighbors in 48 hours.

Why. Not. Us.

ELITE 8 BOUND! 🕺

Homeschooling should be illegal. “But I teach my kids better than the state!” Doesn’t matter, the primary purpose of elementary/middle school isn’t to teach it’s to socialize your kid. You can’t do that alone. And this isn’t even mentioning how it can be used to abuse kids

“Sorry bro, you can’t hang with us. You cheat on your wife.” This is what should be normalized

Come on, @ChuckGrassley

@HustleBitch_ “The things you own, end up owning you.” -Tyler Durden

🚨 MIKE POSNER SAYS HIS $70,000 ROLEX MADE HIM MISERABLE — SO HE DITCHED IT FOR A $40 TIMEX American singer and producer Mike Posner says buying a luxury Rolex turned out to be one of the worst “deals” he ever made. He thought the watch would make him feel cooler. Instead, it made him anxious. Posner says every time he traveled with it, he was constantly worried: • it would get scratched • a backpack zipper would damage the face • he’d forget it in a hotel safe He says the watch was a Rolex Day-Date with a diamond bezel, a model often referred to as the “Presidential” Rolex because it has been worn by multiple U.S. presidents. Eventually he realized something unsettling. “I didn’t possess the Rolex… it possessed me.” So he ditched it. Now he wears a simple Timex and says it gives him way more joy because he doesn’t have to worry about it. His message: “Don’t slave away for possessions… don’t let your possessions possess you.” Did Mike Posner just say the quiet part out loud about luxury status symbols?

“I love the USA. I’m so proud to be an American today.” Jack Hughes, USA Hockey 🇺🇸

Johnny and Meredith Gaudreau's children and Dad's sweater. Good Lord, I'm a puddle.