Jeremy Lanker

pursuing my masters just to avoid a real job

this school thing is getting pretty serious

why are games scheduled like this

So if you get amc a list you get to see 4 movies a week for 25$, if you see two movies a month it pays for itself

God’s plan for me doesn’t involve LinkedIn at all

“I would do anything for my mom” mfs when they get asked to do the dishes

Winning back-to-back national championships is hard, unlike talking to women your own age. Todd Golden struggles with both though, apparently.

Thomas Haugh pisses me off

the denver nuggets jeans

struck out at sharkeys all last night so i went to centros to stat pad in garbage time

it’s a “shooting ropes into sophomores saturday”

So apparently if you google Charli damelio backshots/twerk compilation on the company computer HR schedules a meeting with you

@maxrebo87 @Tekeee i’m investing in your motion

@Tekeee Energy

Gold is crashing. Silver is crashing. Crypto is crashing. Stocks are crashing. The dollar is crashing. Real talk what should we buy now?

Hawk Tuah girl gets freaky in Dallas 😂👀

watching some film to get pumped for march madness

if i was a girl and i had my period id spread the blood on my face like the joker

Taco Bell should start doing ceviche

@maxrebo87 @DK_Assist we gotta stay up man

@DK_Assist Brotha…

The start time for tomorrow's LIV golf tournament has been moved up from 6:15 AM ET to 4:05 AM ET 🏌️ Be sure to check your lineups! 👀

@Wizardsfan1947 r u excited for our pump later

Drank last night after feeling like shit the past few days. Woke up this morning feeling a lot less sick. Maybe alcohol is the cure to anything.