A. former Howling Whiteman

Yes. It’s me.

Fat Piece Of Shit

@wormburn3r Full sized suv through a telephone pole…walked away.

@standardwhitman 2021 because I did get into a car crash. It wasn’t a wreck but still made me retarded

You will vote motherfucker…pick one.

@3nuffpup I’m 5’9” and 3/4” and I’m pushing 40…

no 18 year old 5’8 man i will not call you daddy go to bed

@wormburn3r I’m not into taking things this seriously…

@standardwhitman Little stand off eh

@HowlingJones0 Your old you is dead to me. Speech! Speech! Speech!

I need to stop be unfunnily serious, and start being seriously funny. Hi, my name is HowlingJones. This is my testimony.

@standardwhitman I’m not going anywhere until you FUCKING SMILE

@megantheevalium Type 2?

it’s over

Cantankerous not. This guy rules.

@FriendlyAISlop @e0syn I have a bog…

@e0syn I buy lead crystal wine glasses to slowly poison my guests over time. Pay no mind to that bricked-up spot in the wall, either. But uhh, hey, would you mind popping down to the cellar? Should be a cask or two down there... 😏 🤭

i unironically have a ton of cheap wine glasses so that when people break them at parties that i don't give a shit about them. we've broken so much glassware

@kimberlycongdon Only if you want an anxious dog.

Is being so fucking anxious before you pick up your first dog normal?

@wormburn3r 🫡🍔🇺🇸

@standardwhitman I. I am. I am gay.

I am not real. I am not. I am. I.

@FuentesUpdates Says the twink who won’t leave his basement without security.

Nick Fuentes hopes Chud the Builder gets SENT TO JAIL “I don't think what he did was defensible.”

—Chef J calls this ‘Deconstructed Passion’ The cross is terrine of venison covered in a shiitake and cocoa bark and dust…the ‘body’ is a smoked egg and spruce tip baked ‘foam’, (essentially a cracker hehe), the thorns Jerusalem artichokes blanched in coffee and twice fried…the ‘blood’ is house made ‘ketchup’ …enjoy—

@standardwhitman @fleshsimulator Lmao, at first glance I thought you said "the Passion demake"

What if we had hunter schafer play Cleopatra and then follow it up with playing Eva Braun in the Idris Elba Hitler Biopic

@Brumairian I just want everyone else to say ‘hey, those are some mighty tall flames…kinda beautiful’ as I nod with my aviators on and my hair slicked back…laid out on a cheap beach chair taking it in with an unbuttoned Hawaiian shirt and fat gold cross on my nearly hairless chest.

Don't listen to them, Anon. They've all gone Joker-mode and they just want to watch the world burn.

@wormburn3r @TiffanyHuber Is this not a cowboy bar?

@standardwhitman @TiffanyHuber She has an equestrian build

Tired of hearing about everyone’s opinion on the Chud situation? Here’s one more 👉🏻👈🏻

💎💎💎💎💎💍💍💍💎💎💎💎💎

@AlfredAlfer77 🫡🍔🇺🇸 🔔🔔🔔🔔

It Do Be Like That Polaris The Will Stancil Show Official Music Video By Emily Youcis 2026

@Brumairian Psychotic*

People will literally tell an unemployed, broke NEET living with his parents to just slide into that woman's DMs when she lives a thousand miles away as if this is a good idea. Everyone is insane.