standstill

Did you really think the first ideology you latched onto after casting off youthful indoctrination would be The Perfect Solution? Did it seriously not occur to you that having been raised on bullshit, you would gravitate to alternatives that were also bullshit??

Ferry Ride Fox (also my porn name)

Green Goddess Not A Doctor

@RaifeNeuman Plotting your murder for sure

Very interested in my chicken wing eating technique, apparently.

Tonight we were watching friends (the one with the dirty girl) and when Ross was about to have sex with his new girlfriend, Marcel yelled with delight "they're going to dab on each other!"

@axios I hear they use to call him #cocksoutkavanaugh

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@GSElevator You drink gin and tonics with a straw?

California, Apple needs slaves to mine rare earth metals (destroying the environment) for iPhones that are assembled by Chinese children. And a Tesla does 8 times the environmental harm as a gas-powered car. But, please.. tell me more about the plastic straw in my gin & tonic

@atlasobscura Gtfo!

About 10 percent of all internet traffic is kept secure by a wall of lava lamps in San Francisco. They're hooked up to a computer that converts their patterns into code.

@bldmovs Be the change you wish to see in the world 🗽

Is there a faux twitter account for Alex Gordon's beard?

Driving past police cars with lights on in front of local bank, @marcel_wood : "I don't like it when there's bank robberies near where we live" Me: "because it seems dangerous?" M: "It's probably not dangerous but it makes traffic worse"

"I'm developing a new system to maximize life satisfaction" - @wtylime #totallynotarobot

@BradNovotny Somebody tried to play it on a band trip bus. The sound didn't work but 4 or 5 of us knew all the lines so we just recited them.

Watching Dazed and Confused... Wonder how many times I saw that back in high school at @standstill house??? Good times. Movie is timeless...

@BradNovotny More than a hundred probably.

@Noahpinion You're mostly using examples of delicious, but unknown ethnic foods. How about making fun of grown-ups who put ketchup on eggs? Or mayo in guacamole? Also not sure American phenomenon. Wouldn't japanese kids in 1985 make fun of a kid who brought kraft Mac & cheese for lunch?

Possibly the dumbest, most asinine part of American culture is making fun of people for the food they eat.

@ShutUpAmanda @BarackObama Be good to yourself

@BarackObama Can’t stop crying. Watching and reading Anthony Bourdain got me through my first year of sobriety and the death of my grandma. His books helped pull me off the edge. It crushes me, to know that he was there too. I feel like he was my friend.

“Low plastic stool, cheap but delicious noodles, cold Hanoi beer.” This is how I’ll remember Tony. He taught us about food — but more importantly, about its ability to bring us together. To make us a little less afraid of the unknown. We’ll miss him.

@bldmovs Fantastic pic. Are you the 3b coach?

💥 #foulball

@ne0liberal Norm Macdonald

I would use @waze more except everytime I do I narrowly avoid an accident with some other wazer driving like a dickbag on some terrible little back alley bullshit road

@bldmovs Mole is delicious. It's from Oaxaca which is a region in southern Mexico. It's a bit like gravy seasoned with chili powder and dark, not sweet, chocolate.

Please explain.

@OccupyWisdom @trigtrader @DavidBCollum @TheBubbleBubble @MarkYusko @Mnorinsberg @Gold_Failed @dlacalle_IA @StockBoardAsset @yeltb #inflationtruther