Matt Parker

It’s official: @FryRsquared will be in the next Celebrity Traitors! If only there was some maths that could help her… bbc.co.uk/news/articles/… (I love that the BBC alphabetised Hannah under “P”, like Professor is her given name.)

Very excited I’m about to hit the BBC Breakfast sofa to talk about maths and comedy. Please rate how awkwardly I sit on the couch. Show details: standupmaths.com/shows/

I got to meet the Lunar Rover (aka "Cubey") who will calculate π for us on the Moon! Thanks to @astrobotic for letting me in their spacecraft-building cleanroom.kickstarter.com/projects/stand…

Still an epsilon number of seats left for tomorrow night's Big London Show which don't have the view blocked by a safety rail. That said: I promise to move around the stage so much that no one rail can block me for long. lwtheatres.co.uk/whats-on/matt-…

If you’re watching the Women’s Rugby World Cup quarterfinals on the BBC: yes, that was me crunching some numbers! (Just after 112:30.)

My trigonometry book Love Triangle is now out in paperback in the USA!

I had to print 8,000 flyers. I know how generate print files using python. This felt unavoidable.

Photo of the only critic to give me a one star review. ★ ‘Not enough treats and none of it was outdoors.’ - Skylab the Dog pleasance.co.uk/event/getting-…

Sure, my show is getting good reviews. But did I mention that the venue is also air conditioned? See you in there Edinburgh! pleasance.co.uk/event/getting-…

Sadly, my show at the #EdFringe has been can cancelled tonight because the wind is consistently above the safety rating of the venue awnings. Which leaves a mere 21 shows left to go. pleasance.co.uk/event/getting-…

My friend @mathgrrl needs you to crochet granny square motifs based on cellular automata. Details here: grannylifecrochet.com

Tour sales are going well! Shows are not until October but 24% of all tickets are gone. Watch out if you're in Swindon: that show is over half sold; Leeds and North Finchley both > ⅓ gone. standupmaths.com/shows/

Nothing focuses the mind to finish writing a show like already being a “pick of best stand up”. Minimal pressure then. midlothianview.com/news/our-picks…

Probably a better use of your time is to book tickets to see me: - at the Edinburgh Fringe pleasance.co.uk/event/getting-… - on tour around the UK standupmaths.com/shows/

The Moon Pi kickstarter ends in about 24 hours. But don't worry, we are fully funded. So I guess, there's 24 hours to give me more money I don't need. kickstarter.com/projects/stand… That said, teachers can still sign up for free here: pi.space

@Waterstones Fine. This is now my favourite cover quote @FryRsquared.

Good placement @Waterstones !

It’s publication day! Love Triangle is now out in paperback. A book about angles is finally capable of bending. penguin.co.uk/books/443151/l…

I’m celebrating with a semi-unrelated gig in London tonight! Come and see me try new material with the excellent @bechillcomedian and friends. museumofcomedy.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/sh…

It’s finally happening! I will be at the European Spreadsheet Risks Interest Group annual conference! See sum(you all) there.