Stanley “Slice Master” Strokes

@mcgonagle88 Saving grace some mornings

I think the thing I miss most about Umass is the blue Powerade on draft at berk

Tommy Turtle, I am inside you.

Just ripped one to the ex. Was this the shot? How do I finish the play? #lank

If the 76ers win, i’ll post hole

@cadeottonburner Nothing could ever rattle me for atleast the next decade. Seen all my teams win and how many 2000s kids can say the same about their city.

Genuinely what is even the point of Boston sports anymore. Couldn’t even enjoy the glory days.

@lobotomiakiitos @Bos88Enjoyer Already locked up until 2031 at 5.5 a yr

@Bos88Enjoyer Geekie contract will be massive overpay. Would not do it tbh. Unlikely to be quick turnaround anyway, current core needs a lot of help to contend. Kinda help you only get at top of the draft.

Keep: -Pastrnak -Swayman -McAvoy -Geekie -Hagens -Minten -Zadorov -Kastelic -Jeannot -Khusnutdinov Trade/let walk -Peeke -Eyssimont -H. Lindholm -Korpisalo -Mittelstadt -Jokiharju -Steeves -Reichel -Lohrei

@NyPuck51818 @MrMattyBarry @BruinsBenders Let’s keep the forward lines the same since things are going so well

@MrMattyBarry @BruinsBenders So you’d put two guys with zero playoff points on the first line of an elimination game? Makes perfect sense…

I would go with #NHLBruins Hagens-Minten-Pastrnak Mittelstadt-Zacha-Geekie Eyssimont-E Lindholm-Khusnutdinov Jeannot-Kuarly-Kastelic Aspirot-McAvoy H.Lindholm-Peeke Zadorov-Lohrei Why not? Maybe you get something offensively out of the top two lines. @BruinsBenders

@RefThatBets Sharp

🔵🏒SABRES AREN’T LOSING GAME 2🔵🏒 Sabres ML -170 Sabres -1.5 +138 Go ahead and fade them after the wild win. Old school. We are going to THE Buffalo fans bar. 30 min drive gonna be worth it. MLB/NBA plays 6PM⏰ IRL SWEAT 730PM⏰

NOTHING LIKE PLAYOFF JOSH 😭😭

@SamLoster @ryanwhitney6 Buffalo has never won anything

@stankleystrokez @ryanwhitney6 L

Sabres fans are not booing ??!

@BOSBruinsHC @Graham_Reaper Bergeron is also retired and Marchand isn’t on the team anymore.

@Graham_Reaper continued with bergeron and marchand. but alright smarty pants

maybe im incorrect but didnt chara’s captaincy end the rookie lap? 👀

@gutskovsky JACK HUGHES WINS IT THE GOLDEN GOAL FOR THE UNITED STATES

it’s not respect when it comes to jack hughes bc that man doesn’t even know what that word means hope this helps

Hey @DKSportsbook .. why the fuck can’t I bet on the sled hockey gold medal game #AmericansWithDisabilitesActOf1990

Alan Jackson, windows down #almostback

@cadeottonburner #TheList2

Still can’t believe there’s American’s mad that USA Hockey won a gold medal. You are all #MentallyInsane

January 5th 2025 - Teddy Stiga Golden Goal (WJC) May 25th 2025 - Tage Thompson Golden Goal (Worlds) February 19th 2026 - Megan Keller Golden Goal (Olympics) February 22nd 2026 - Jack Hughes Golden Goal (Olympics) What a run for USA Hockey

The greatest country on earth just took your sport. Women’s gold against Canada felt so good that the men had to do it too 😭🇺🇸🦅 #snowmonkeys

@UMassAmherst Player over country? Fuck Cale Makar 🦅

Today, we are cheering on UMass alumnus Cale Makar as he takes the ice for Canada in the Gold Medal game! We’ll also be cheering for Team USA in what’s sure to be an unforgettable matchup. No matter the outcome, UMass pride always wins. Let’s go! 🇺🇸🥇🇨🇦