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@orenbarsky @ComicDaveSmith Should he parachute into Tehran?

@ComicDaveSmith Oh, you did a podcast. Good for you, Dave!👏

This is so incredibly weird and stupid. I genuinely don’t believe this guy is that dumb, he just thinks you are. Btw, I didn’t go anywhere. I did a podcast on this yesterday. Nice try.

@DoronSpielman @ComicDaveSmith Reactivated x to contribute to the ratio

Where did all those influencers go — people like @ComicDaveSmith who attacked Israel from every possible stage? Must be on a winter holiday. Otherwise, how do you explain the deafening silence in the face of the current massacre and oppression in Iran? Shame.

crazy that jesus was born at the end of fiscal Q4 right before companies get inventory for next year

wow Ally Bank you really dont know me at all

the job market is now so bad that The Office looks sick. You're like damn they got free coffee and they have a vending machine? shit sign me up

2025 is sick everybody is wearing a carharrt shirt and nobody has a job

Ive learned from bodycam footage if a cop says “i got you” after every answer you give, you are most certainly going to jail

**cia officer waterboards me** Me: **coughing** do you guys have sparkling?

stimmy checks have landed

i love when an airbnb feels like a CIA safehouse

Crypto was so much better before Donald Trump. It used to be a place where honest people scammed each other out of thousands of dollars, but now thanks to ol’ boy you have corrupt multinational organizations scamming everyone out of millions. Smdh.

@MessiEra10_ @SpeakerJohnson You should go fight then

@SpeakerJohnson America needs to be involved, we are ready!

Israel IS right—and has a right—to defend itself!

Trump will have to divide military efforts now between Tehran and Los Angeles

I’d be real nervous if i was a baby, medic, or journalist in Iran rn

damn twitter really is back now

Ah yes presidents day…the one day a year americans set aside their differences and come together to celebrate the birth of Benjamin Netenyahu

@benaveryisgood This is the @benaveryisgood arc i wanted

January 29th, 2025 | The Show x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

I am once again asking Trump to pardon me from being banned off of Venmo

Did you release a sketch this morning about the tiktok ban only to have it immediately invalidated by the sudden reversal? You may be entitled to compensation

Just went viral on rednote for a crowd work bit where i asked an audience member what they did for a living and then i told them they need to work harder or theyll bring shame onto their family