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@theMadridZone It was nice watching the first game under you Mr. @XabiAlonso live at the Bernabeu. Great game but still a long way to go. #halamadrid

@FabrizioRomano Lmao. Foolish coach.

🚨 Álvaro Arbeloa: “It hurts me when I see other teams run more than us. We need the commitment of all the players if you want to be a complete team”. “Talent alone is NOT enough. This is Real Madrid. Players have to understand what Real Madrid is”.

@Biggnewton He’s a problem

People blame Mbappé, but he’s not the problem 🤡🤡

@olayinka321 Not sure what to believe tbh but I can confirm that he’s in Italy with his girlfriend. When you add 2 plus 2, you’ll realise it’s true 😂

@stanwalka is this a thing or usual media agenda

🚨💣 𝗘𝗫𝗖𝗟𝗨𝗦𝗜𝗩𝗘: Flashscore rates Messi(lost 20 possessions) above Martín Ojeda despite Ojeda’s hat-trick comeback from 3–0 vs Inter Miami. Is Messi paying rating apps to boost his ratings? 🤔

@Absolutereigns Lmao

🎙️ Fran García sur Kylian Mbappé : « Quand Mbappé ne court pas, cela accentue la pression collective et engendre une forme d’usure au sein de l’équipe. J’aimerais que Kylian presse davantage et multiplie les efforts, car cela nous aiderait beaucoup. »

@Vfynn_ @Tofola_F see this isokuso 😂😂😂

🚨🎙️| Ian Wright on the PFA Player of the Year race between Bruno Fernandes, Declan Rice, and Erling Haaland and who truly deserves to win it: 🗣️ “Honestly, I think people have completely lost the plot with this award, Every single year we do the same thing, reduce football to numbers on a screen and then act shocked when the wrong player wins it. “Take Bruno Fernandes for example. I’m hearing all this noise about him potentially breaking assist records in the Premier League, and suddenly he’s everyone’s pick. Since when did racking up assists automatically mean you’re the best player in the league? Football doesn’t work like that. Half the time those numbers don’t tell you about control, about discipline, about what happens when your team doesn’t have the ball. It’s easy to look at a stat sheet, it’s harder to understand the game.” “And then you’ve got Erling Haaland. Look, I’m not denying he’s one of the best finishers we’ve ever seen, he’s unbelievable at what he does. But let’s be honest for a second… what he does is exactly what he’s supposed to do. He’s a striker. He scores goals. That’s his job description. Are we now saying that just doing your role at an elite level while brilliant, is enough to make you the standout player in the entire league? Because if that’s the case, we might as well rename the award and save ourselves the debate.” “What frustrates me is that the real essence of this award, players voting for the player who actually dominates them gets lost. This isn’t meant to be about who has the nicest highlight reel or the cleanest numbers. It’s about who you come off the pitch thinking, ‘I couldn’t get near him today.’” “And that’s where Declan Rice comes in. For me, he’s the one. Not because he’s trendy, not because he’s putting up flashy numbers but because he’s doing the hardest job in football and making it look routine. He’s everywhere. Breaking up play, driving forward, dictating tempo, covering spaces others don’t even see, and then on top of that, he’s stepping up in big moments. That’s influence. That’s authority. That’s a player running games, not just appearing in them.” “You watch him and you realise he’s not just playing well, he’s controlling matches. And that’s what top players respect. Ask any midfielder in the league who they’d least like to play against right now, and I guarantee his name comes up more than the lads putting up big stats.” “But because he’s not scoring 25 goals or getting 20 assists, people overlook him. That’s the problem. We’ve become obsessed with output and forgotten about impact. There’s a difference. A massive difference.” “So when I hear people saying it has to be Bruno Fernandes because of assists, or Erling Haaland because of goals, I just think, have you actually been watching the games, or are you just scrolling through stats after full-time?” “For me, if Declan Rice doesn’t win this, then we’ve completely misunderstood what this award is about. Because the best player this season isn’t the one padding numbers, it’s the one imposing himself on every single game, the one other professionals walk off the pitch talking about.” “And right now, whether people like it or not, that player is Declan Rice. If he gets overlooked, then the award’s lost its credibility, simple as that.”

@cabbyslb @Vfynn_ 😂😂😂

@Vfynn_ Yeah thats just a bad take, bruno and haaland shouldn't win player of the year because their just doing their job in their role, but Declan rice deserves it for doing his job in his role given. 😂 pretty ironic

@Vfynn_ Lmao. That’s his f**king job. You can advocate for a player from your club but while at it, don’t bring others down. Rice is not the only reason Arsenal is leading the league but Bruno is the reason Man U is back from the dead. 😳😳😳.

@FabrizioRomano There’s no Salah to blame anymore. So, let’s blame VAR

🚨 Arne Slot on Šeško’s goal: “I think it's a touch on his hand. The curve on the ball changed so there must have been a contact”. “But it's NO surprise to anyone that if there is a VAR intervention then the decision goes against us. It's happened to us ALL season”.

@RileyTTS Hmmmmm

Remaining video.

Verydarkman exposes Seun Kuti, Sowore, Blord, and others. This weekend will be long 😂

@imakun122 @Yincar Huh? 😳😳😳.

Court Orders Lagos Businesswoman to Return Property to Ex-Husband A Lagos-based businesswoman and former NTA staff, Ms. Olufunke Otti, has been ordered by the Lagos High Court to return a property she unlawfully acquired from her ex-husband, Chief Isaac Morakinyo Jolapamo. Delivering judgment in suit No. LD/3034LM/2022 on March 26, 2026, Justice Olufolake Olufolashade Adewunmi-Oshin declared that the property located at 23A & B Olusegun Aina Street, Parkview Estate, Ikoyi, Lagos, rightfully belongs to Chief Jolapamo and not Ms. Otti. The court consequently ordered her to relinquish the property to him. In addition, the court directed Ms. Otti to refund N410,347,000.00 to Chief Jolapamo, representing the outstanding balance from the proceeds of the sale of two vessels. She was also ordered to remit N63,000,000.00, being rental income collected from tenants between 2018 and 2021. Furthermore, the court awarded N5 million in general damages against her. Ms. Otti and Chief Jolapamo were formerly married. Their relationship began at the Mountain of Fire and Miracles Ministries (MFM), where Chief Jolapamo had gone in search of spiritual and personal support during a difficult period. Ms. Otti, a senior member of the church, was assigned to assist him, and their relationship eventually developed into a romantic one. The couple formalized their union on February 23, 2017, at the Federal Marriage Registry in Ikoyi, Lagos. During the marriage, Chief Jolapamo entrusted his wife with significant business responsibilities, including the sale of two vessels—M.T. MOR Prosperity and M.T. Power—with instructions to use the proceeds to acquire a matrimonial home in Parkview Estate. Ms. Otti sold the vessels for N810,347,000.00 and purchased the property as directed. However, she registered the property solely in her name without her husband’s knowledge. The situation came to light during a trip abroad when she sent him back to Nigeria and later informed him via WhatsApp that she was no longer interested in the marriage, instructing him to vacate the house. This revelation marked the beginning of a prolonged legal dispute between the couple, who had ceased living together as husband and wife since March 2019. Their marriage was officially dissolved in April 2025. With the court’s judgment delivered on March 26, 2026, Chief Jolapamo has now successfully reclaimed his property and financial entitlements.

@felixanthonie 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I just BURST out laughing when I saw this email from My former teaching agency in the UK 🇬🇧 asking me to book my availability for exam invigilator roles 🤣🤣 cause this unlocked a memory I will never forget in a hurry. Let me tell you what happened to me as a ”newbie eager to impress“ invigilator in the UK. Because if this story saves even one person from the embarrassment I experienced, then my suffering was not in vain. 🙏🏾 So the agency sent us an outline to read before the exam day 📃📑 Fine. I read it. But it wasn't fully explained — just bullet points and general instructions. I said okay, I'm a professional, I will figure it out on the day. I arrived at the school. Smart. Ready. Serious. The exam started And I did what any well-trained Nigerian would do in an exam hall… I STOOD UP AND STARTED PACING. 😂 Up and down. Hands behind my back. Eyes scanning the room. I was WORKING. I was giving full WAEC invigilator energy. I was giving JAMB examination officer. I was patrolling that hall like my job depended on it — because in Nigeria, it does. Meanwhile I noticed the other teachers were just... sitting down. At the front of the class. Chilling.😌🫠 I looked at them. In my mind I shook my head. "These ones must be lazy," I thought to myself. "Nobody takes their job seriously. They are just sitting there while I am here doing the actual work." I continued my patrol. 💪🏾🤣🤣 Then all of a sudden, I noticed one of the teachers brought out her phone from her pocket and started typing... I didn't think anything of it. Until a few minutes later, someone came to the door and called my name. ”miss Chi,” It was the head teacher.🧐 She asked me to step outside. I stepped outside, chest puffed, thinking maybe she wanted to commend my dedication. Maybe she saw how hard I was working compared to the others 🥹🥹🥹 She did not commend me. She told me ; so very calmly and so very politely in that British way that still somehow makes you feel like you are dying inside — that one of the other invigilators had reported me. The report?🥹 That I was pacing around the hall making students uncomfortable.😨😨😨 That I was hovering over them.🙆‍♂️🙆‍♀️🙆 That it looked like I was reading their exam papers. 😭😭😭 I wanted the ground to open and swallow me. Not halfway. Fully. Completely. She told me my services were no longer needed for the day and I could go home.😭 I stood there and smiled because I am Nigerian and we do not cry in public. 😂 But inside? I was in pieces. I gathered my bag. I walked out of that school. And I sat in the Busstop and asked God a series of very pointed questions about my life.😿 AND TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE? I did not get paid for the two hours I had already worked. TWO HOURS of dedicated, passionate, professional Nigerian-style invigilation. GONE. Unpaid. Unappreciated. 😩 (£17 per hour that I’ve calculated what I’ll do with the money 😿😹) So this post is specifically for my newbie teachers and invigilators in the UK 🇬🇧 When you walk into that exam hall and you see the other teachers sitting down quietly at the front — They are not being lazy. They are not slacking. That is literally the correct way to invigilate in the UK. You sit. You stay visible. You do not pace. You do not hover. You do not patrol like you are catching expo in UNN. 😂 Sit down. Stay calm. Look unbothered. Everything you learned about exam supervision in Nigeria? Leave it at the airport when you land. 😭 I learned this lesson the hard way so you don't have to. You're welcome. 🙏🏾 ~De Scholar's

@FabrizioRomano This guy is talking in the nonsense 😳😳😳

🚨 Arteta on PSG-Bayern: “To deliver those moments of quality, you have to be very fresh… The difference in the leagues and the way they're competing, it is night and day”. “We are competing in two different worlds, so you cannot compare”.

@ultimate_kombo Kombo wey them sponsor him first ever flight for this life wan burst Ronaldo bubble 😳😳😳

Dear Ronaldo the same Money that Attracted you to the Saudi Pro League is what attracted other players too #saudiproleague #alnassr

@Footysm Lmao

🚨🗣️ | Alan Shearer BLASTS the referee and VAR decision on the Ben white ‘Handball’ to award Atletico Madrid a penalty: "I’m sorry, but I just don’t see it. That is never a penalty in a million years. You look at Ben White there he’s not even jumping, he’s simply standing his ground and sticking a leg out to make a block. When you move like that, your arms have to go somewhere; they were just dangling in a completely natural position for a player in that motion. The ball is hit with such pace from point-blank range that there’s zero time to react. This is precisely why VAR is there to detect such obvious errors and see the context of the movement, not to punish a player for having limbs. To call that an 'unnatural' position is a joke. For me, it’s a shocking decision that has massively hindered Arsenal in a game of this magnitude. Atlético have been handed a gift they didn't earn."

@ultimate_kombo Lmao. You are dull bro

Nobody understands the rule anymore when it comes to penalties #arsenal #atleticodemadrid #championsleague

@FabrizioRomano Lmao. Spits fire until you ask him which rules. FIFA explains that a foul may be judged not careless/reckless. * Football allows legal physical contact

🚨 Mikel Arteta on the penalty getting overturned: “I’m extremely disappointed & annoyed” “It was AGAINST THE RULES and I don’t understand it”.

BREAKING: UNISON has urged the UK 🇬🇧 government to reform the current visa sponsorship system, calling for sponsorship powers to be taken away from individual employers and replaced with a sector-wide model. Speaking during its Fair Visa campaign sensitisation programme, the union’s General Secretary, Andrea Egan, said the existing system gives employers excessive control, leaving many workers, especially migrants exposed to exploitation, job insecurity, and restricted career movement. Under current rules, a worker’s immigration status is often tied to a single employer, limiting their ability to switch jobs or raise concerns about poor conditions. UNISON is proposing a centralised, sector-based sponsorship system that would allow workers to move more freely within their field. The union argues this approach would promote fairness, reduce abuse, and help tackle staffing shortages particularly across essential services like healthcare and social care. The call comes as pressure mounts on the government to reform immigration and labour policies in a way that balances economic demand with stronger worker protections. According to UNISON, a sector-wide system could strengthen the labour market while ensuring greater security and dignity for workers. The government has not yet issued a formal response, but the proposal is expected to fuel further debate around immigration policy, labour rights, and the future of workforce sponsorship in the UK 🇬🇧. #UNISON #UKPolitics #VisaReform #MigrantWorkers

@Evablazin_ @David_Ornstein @MarioCortegana @TheAthleticFC Exactly. Can’t have lazy players playing boardroom politics when there’s football to be played. Irritating abeg.

@stanwalka @David_Ornstein @MarioCortegana @TheAthleticFC Na wetin me self dey reason. Perez is too smart

🚨 Jose Mourinho preferred candidate of Florentino Perez to become next Real Madrid head coach. Support not universal inside #RMFC but president driving process so 63yo strong contender. ~€3m break clause in Benfica deal. W/ @MarioCortegana @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/72367…