Starscream

// Muse info: - IDW Shattered Glass Starscream - His spark was returned to his body which was successfully repaired - Has/had a somewhat strained yet healing relationship with Jetfire - He was continuing to fight for the Decepticon cause when he arrived on the Lost Light

@AUTOBOTBASHER You're can't be serious... I guess that explains some things.

@starclassiclt I USED TO DO IT ALL THE TIME AS A SPARKLING

weirdest fucking lava bath of my life.

@resipiscency I think that would be wise. Unless you're very close with them, that is.

@starclassiclt Always. Perhaps I should learn my lesson and stay put out of it.

Too much happens all the time, and I'm fed up with it. From here on out, you're all banned from doing things. Don't even think about it.

@resipiscency Have they been getting you involved somehow?

@starclassiclt Fix? No. I do not care that greatly. But I do wish to go a full evening with no antics to be had, and without knowing something is going to be landing on my doorstep the following morning. I tire of it all.

@nihil_adrem // Exactly. Exactly. This guy gets it.

@ChocoZ2004 I’ve thought this before yeah, it makes more sense that their equivalent social expectations and stereotypes based on physical differences would be based on the differences they actually do have and not sexual dimorphism they don’t have + functionism kinda already supports it

Hot take: Transformers gender would be based on their alt mode and not male/female lowkey

@ChocoZ2004 // I THOUGHT ABOUT THIS LITERALLY JUST LAST NIGHT OH MY GOD

@resipiscency Wait. You... Want to fix their relationships? I have to admit, it's not what I expected. Why do you care?

@starclassiclt Fine. They're fragging each other senseless, causing their relationships to combust, and I'm tired of it. Is that what you wish to hear? Or shall I spell it out in explicit detail for you, as well?

@resipiscency Fine, then. I don't know what I expect from any Megatron that isn't my own, anyway.

@starclassiclt It is. Complicated. If you do not know if what I am speaking of, it is for the best.

@resipiscency Such as? You can't just ban 'anything' without explaining what 'anything' is.

@starclassiclt Texting is fine. I don't care of that. It is everything else these mechs are doing that I care of.

@resipiscency What I'm hearing is you don't have the authority to ban us from doing anything. I'm doing something by sending this right now. What'll you do about it?

@starclassiclt My own. Since when have I needed another's authority to do as I please?

@FalsePrimeRIPer I see... Perhaps I'll look into it, then.

@starclassiclt I believe the garden locked itself down to help prevent further harm where it could. I've noticed it's become at least somewhat sentient. It spoiled my conjunx and I once by giving us geodes to help catch fruit juice for later.

Do you ever just stretch and bathe in the warm glow of an artificial grow light?

@FalsePrimeRIPer Really? All that happened and I didn't notice? How come I miss all the interesting stuff!? I could've been fighting this whole time??

@starclassiclt Destructive wake, but between its resilience and my adding more flora and carefully selected fauna, it's now a lich multi-mini-biome, including fruit bearing trees, a cave with hot springs withing and a waterfall outside pouring into a swimming hole

@KEEPTHERECORDS Alright~ I'll take your word for it~

@starclassiclt I'll stay awake! I'll wait for you, promise promise

@KEEPTHERECORDS Then I'll try not to wake you if you're asleep when I get there.

@starclassiclt I'll send you my location!!! I can't wake, I know this nap will be awesome, mech

@KEEPTHERECORDS Just let me know what patch of light you're in.

@starclassiclt Okay okay! Awesome sauce. Fantastic. Yes!!

@KEEPTHERECORDS Tempting, but you don't need to. Really. I'd be more than happy to!

@starclassiclt I can beg!

@KEEPTHERECORDS If you really want me to.

@starclassiclt Will you lay on me?

@KEEPTHERECORDS Well I can't turn down an invitation like that, can I?

@starclassiclt Cmere, come on on on, I'm so sleepy.. ravage won't lay on me because I told him he couldn't bite my bandana..

@KEEPTHERECORDS Without me? Aw. What a shame.

@starclassiclt really*^ I can't spell.. falling asleep..