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Elisa

@starfish19673

NJD 🏒… mentally in 🇦🇺 / physically in 🇺🇸

Katılım Aralık 2012
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max 🏳️‍⚧️
max 🏳️‍⚧️@orcachillin·
apparently i can limit replies to just seattle?? hi seattle people reply if you can
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dior ✞
dior ✞@deeore5·
pls don't come around me sighing & making weird sounds cuz im not asking whats wrong
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eilidh✨
eilidh✨@demon_dolI·
no one talks about the difficulties in having a bedtime gap relationship
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Paul Bronks
Paul Bronks@SlenderSherbet·
Me: "I'm going to stop buying unnecessary stuff and save some money" Amazon: Your tortoise's hand knitted bonnet has been dispatched.
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Elisa@starfish19673·
@itsbleekerxox i'm not gonna say it's the worst thing i've ever seen but .....
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Elisa@starfish19673·
@TMZ < yawn >
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TMZ
TMZ@TMZ·
Bianca Censori bares all on a movie date with Kanye West 👀 📸: X17
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Paul Bronks
Paul Bronks@SlenderSherbet·
"You probably can't even tell but there was an incident involving the shower curtain"
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𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗
𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗@LucifersTweetz·
It’s a pretty horrible time to be alive if you have morals and a conscience.
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jo
jo@miffymack·
DO NOT SHOW ME A SAD GOALIE AFTER AN ELIMINATION LOSS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
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chiky handler
chiky handler@chiky_handlr·
My dog when he hears the crinkle of a food wrapper
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Canada Hates Trump
Canada Hates Trump@AntiTrumpCanada·
Ho Lee Shit! Trump flew all the way to China to inform Chinese people that Chinese restaurants exist in America. Sweet & Sour Jesus, this fucking wonton is one egg roll short of a combo platter.
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x - steph 🍁
x - steph 🍁@sharktankhab·
"habs fans are annoying" "no buffalo fans are annoying" Bitch we are ALL annoying!!! Have you spent literally a minute on hockeytwt?? We are all insufferable.
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Callan
Callan@callanable·
Greg is 15 today
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ryn 🐾🦴 (aka puppypilled)
I'm not allowed to eat/drink after midnight the night before my surgery next week but I have to give a urine sample when I get there. How pee if no water??? HOW PEE???
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SUNFLOWER 🌻
SUNFLOWER 🌻@sunflowerchives·
What flower instantly makes you happy?
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carolina
carolina@isntcarolina·
nunca usaria botox porque me gusta que la gente vea mi cara de asco cuando dijeron una pelotudez
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𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉
I am sick and tired of people mocking those who care about the planet. Clean air matters. Living forests matter. Healthy oceans matter. Animals matter. Biodiversity matters. Wanting a livable world for future generations should not be controversial.
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