Elisa

@orcachillin umm

apparently i can limit replies to just seattle?? hi seattle people reply if you can

pls don't come around me sighing & making weird sounds cuz im not asking whats wrong

no one talks about the difficulties in having a bedtime gap relationship

Me: "I'm going to stop buying unnecessary stuff and save some money" Amazon: Your tortoise's hand knitted bonnet has been dispatched.

@itsbleekerxox i'm not gonna say it's the worst thing i've ever seen but .....

gonna pretend i didn't see this tbh

i need this coat.

@TMZ < yawn >

Bianca Censori bares all on a movie date with Kanye West 👀 📸: X17

"You probably can't even tell but there was an incident involving the shower curtain"

It’s a pretty horrible time to be alive if you have morals and a conscience.

DO NOT SHOW ME A SAD GOALIE AFTER AN ELIMINATION LOSS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

My dog when he hears the crinkle of a food wrapper

his faces 😂😂😂

Ho Lee Shit! Trump flew all the way to China to inform Chinese people that Chinese restaurants exist in America. Sweet & Sour Jesus, this fucking wonton is one egg roll short of a combo platter.

"habs fans are annoying" "no buffalo fans are annoying" Bitch we are ALL annoying!!! Have you spent literally a minute on hockeytwt?? We are all insufferable.

@Kmeeks1027Kathy @callanable 😊

@starfish19673 @callanable Sooo handsome!🖤

Greg is 15 today

I'm not allowed to eat/drink after midnight the night before my surgery next week but I have to give a urine sample when I get there. How pee if no water??? HOW PEE???

@sunflowerchives two tulips but no peonies?!

What flower instantly makes you happy?

nunca usaria botox porque me gusta que la gente vea mi cara de asco cuando dijeron una pelotudez

I am sick and tired of people mocking those who care about the planet. Clean air matters. Living forests matter. Healthy oceans matter. Animals matter. Biodiversity matters. Wanting a livable world for future generations should not be controversial.