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Cheesecake or Cinnamon Rolls?

I fucking hate loud cars and motorcycles jesus christ

@graciehartie He peaked in 2016 and the makeup style back then was like this. Just search 2016 makeup and youll understand

America is so weird. Why did James Charles became famous for his make up? His make up is so fucking ugly.

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happy birthday to one of the best dressed people to ever live

@Ziemniaczarro @quoltanRIP I'm the same as you but with 9, my birthday is 09/09/1999

@quoltanRIP EVERYONE is larping 7 I'm the TRUE 7 e enthusiast. Let me show my qualifications: My birthday: 27.07.2007 - all numbers added up until a single digit add up to 7, my number in attendance had been 7 for the entirety of elementary school and I had it as an ending digit in my GCSEs

Why is everybody's lucky number 7 or 13. Why do nobody picks 2 or smth.

me, although I turn 27 this year

cant find these strawberry shortcake clothes anywhere so I just ordered iron on patches and the denim dungarees to do it myself 😂😂

@JMisshyacinth Amei esse

nunca me arrependo de pedir aos alunos que desenhem as mamães 🥲

@prochoicenun you received flowers on mothers day for being a dog owner? thats crazy wtf

To be clear I don’t celebrate mother’s days bc I’m normal about my dog but it’s also not a big deal! My bf’s mom got me flowers for it anyway!

Every year people on the internet get so worked up about all of this and meanwhile in the real world all the moms at my job wished me a happy Mother’s Day for being a dog mom bc they think it’s funny and are not incredibly insecure

@UrisAhaha @tiredofitaxrsn @lsylcl its sad but theres a lot of sisters who become mother figures and they need to be appreciated too

@tiredofitaxrsn @starlitmoon99 @lsylcl Fr I feel like putting a little girl on that spot is sad

Happy Mother's Day to all the Moms out there.🤗🩷

@BellaBaddie__ night time shower is to deep clean, scrub, exfoliate, shave, etc. Morning shower is just a quick refresh

Are there really people who shower before bed and then shower again when they wake up??

I feel sorry for the mums and babies that don't co-sleep, its so snuggly and cozy to sleep with your baby, hug them and kiss them, if they wake up scared you're right there to comfort them

my baby smells so good ☺️ I love sleeping with her

@ThrillaRilla369 Of course??? The only thing that might be an issue is if the kid has allergies

Parents, do you serve food to a neighbor’s child if they’re playing at your house when you’ve cooked? 🤷‍♂️🙋‍♂️

@BalogunSonia4 My daughter will have a blackberry to call me, family members and emergency numbers, no internet access at all, no ipads, no smartphones, she can watch TV (old disney movies etc no cocomelon shit) and I will be the example, I only go on my phone when shes asleep.

I don’t care who get mad… kids don’t need a phone at 7 years old 😭

@DefundNintendo @sieunistaken @J_aaaaz @whofag As a mother, reading people compare it to being pet owners is actually insane, being a mother will strip you of everything you thought you knew and you will never be the same person again, its the most amazing thing you will ever do but extremely humbling

@DefundNintendo @sieunistaken @J_aaaaz @whofag this!! having a child is not even in the same realm as having a pet.... when you become a mother your whole life stops, you dedicate body, soul and mind to another being, you risk your life to birth them, you take years to recover physically and mentally, your whole brain rewires

i think you shouldn't wish random women a happy mother's day!

@aglol0 what??? this is like building a war memorial and listing names of people that never went to war along side those who literally died during it. Why would we use Mother's day to celebrate people that chose to not have kids? If you are not a mother why do you want to be celebrated?

No es por arruinar el Día de la Madre, pero creo necesario reconocer también a todas las mujeres que libre y responsablemente hemos elegido no ser mamás. Se habla poco de lo que esta lúcida elección aporta a la humanidad. Pero no estamos preparados para esta conversación.

@GustMan333 @ruikasaoshi I think you mean when people don't have a father in their lives so they say happy fathers day to their mums instead, but usually thats just a joke people make

@ruikasaoshi Wait, I am questioning, haven't people done that specifically already? I am fairly certain people actually have done that, or was that me misremembering (cause I swore there were also fanart about depecting the mother taking both roles and vice versa for quite a while alr)?