The Man From Uranus

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@KandissTaylor I have a pornographic memory

Just because someone says all the right words, don’t automatically believe them. Actions speak louder than words. I’m a student of human behavior. I have a photographic memory, and words, details, and conversations are my specialty. I learned early on to document everything.

@Swinginthewolf @Cayenne_Redd The sky moved that’s what

@Cayenne_Redd Tech people of Twitter, what the hell happened here?

This just might be the worst running animation I've ever seen

@Hooters @SlimJim I need hooters

@SlimJim me too plz

I need meat

Thinking about how a glob of hypothetical non-evaporating nut dropped from space would carry 6779.9 Newtons of force at terminal velocity, more than 2000 more Newtons than the force needed to break a human skull

＃ポケモンイラスト シャワーズrkgk

She’s a 10 but she’s never seen Clerks

“Good morning, Commander. It looks like Cloudflare has gone down, the MAGI won’t work.”

Wait it’s the entirety of cloudflare????

It’s okay @discord don’t worry about the people rushing you, take as long as you need

@pitchcanker @Spookaboo2U

YOU LOOK LIKE FOOD TO ME

@silverex8 Baibai!

@starmanattacks Well alright😭

OOO GUYS ,whoever gets my middle name right gets a sketch from me 💃🏾 [im doing this cuz ik you’d never be able to guess it] But go on and guess 😫

@silverex8 Taking this to dm for… reasons 😠

@silverex8 No!!!!

@starmanattacks Yeah take a break 😭😭

@silverex8 My brain hurts

@starmanattacks Nuuu that’s farther 😭

@silverex8 Baiwia!

@starmanattacks Lmao and ur the closest 😭it’s a 6 letter word think thinkkkk

@silverex8 I’m trying I’m trying 😭

@silverex8 Baiwan?

@silverex8 Beiwa!

@starmanattacks AHH REALLY CLOSE JUST ONE LETTER WRONG

@silverex8 Baiwa?

@starmanattacks Yoo ur like kinda close like really close,except it’s starts with a b and ends with an A