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@Zweli_Thixo 😹❤️taking this to facebook 🔥

In my community, we had a teacher called Mr Maphosa, a retired soldier who went to teaching because he claimed he had a calling for it. All the subjects he was teaching he always got 100%. But that 100% involved parents, if you fail, then your family must explain why you failed. One time, one of my classmates failed every subject, Mr Maphosa went to ask his family, “Ifuze bani le ngane?”. The father of the family thought intwana was excelling, “Obvious ifuze mina le ngane nge...”. While he was still talking Mr Maphosa waphonsa impama. “Since yamoshwa wuwe izolungiswa wuwe”. Mr Maphosa would randomly call the father, “Why ngathi you are watching uZalo, inzalo yakho iyenzile iHomework?”. The father didn't rest because kubethwa yena and his son. The whole community was now afraid of Mr Maphosa. I remember the time when the whole class failed an exam. UPhosa went house to house, taking their TVs and leaving them with Maths question papers. If the family wanted their television back, ingane kwakumele ithole 100%. Months ended without them getting their TVs back, and the community called a meeting for Mr Maphosa, abanye planning ukuthi they will beat him up. Mr Maphosa arrived in that meeting and gave everyone a class work, abezali beloko bethi, Eish!.. hayi ngeke kodwa!” but yet writing. When the year ended, the whole community knew mathematics and physics. When Mr Maphosa showed up, you would hear a person singing, “2 times 2 is equal to 4”. At church, even the pastor used to preach using Maths, “uJesu uyakwazi ukukunikeza u9, kodwa owakho kube ngu 3x3, waka makhelwane kube ngu 5+4. Omunye kube ngu 10-1. But all of you have 9. So bazalwane stop comparing yourselves with other people.” I remember when one mother died without helping her child with an assignment, and Mr Maphosa requested that they bury her with a Mathematics question paper kwathiwa she will finish it off eZulwini. Now, as I type this, most of those kids are now doctors, teachers, pilots, and journalists...etc all because of Mr Maphosa. 🔥

Nanikuphi, when my sister cheated on gangsta from Pretoria named Makhafula, you could see he was hurting. He arrived at home and made us stand a que, then made us explain 1 by 1 ukuthi were we were the time my sister cheated, I remember explaining that I had classes and he just said, “Okay it means wena you cheat in class”. That time, we didn't even know about kwayona leyo relationship. He asked who do we know to be dating my sister? We didn't even answer because elders were terrified, too. Yoh!! I could see my aunt was ready to have a heart attack or stroke, while Makhafula was busy complaining that my sister was using him for money. He then went to take the neighbors car wasifaka emotweni and drove the whole night, 9 of us inside a Tazz. We didn't even know where he was taking us to. He was just busy complaining about his relationship with my sister. He took out his gun and kept shooting up at the sky, eloko ethi, “Amasimba lawo, aning'tsheli loko, nithi why eCheata?”. He then decided to stop the car, we couldn't even see where we were, and he said, “Can you please give me ama Hugs”. We all started hugging him. My two uncle's were even scared too, I even heard one of them saying, “Wena Makhafula, you deserve to be our son inlaw yazi. Usile marn umntwana kasisi”. Makhafula froze up while we were comforting him, and then he suddenly forced us to get inside the car again, and he started driving again, we heard him saying “Why singavele siye kuye eDurban siyomgcwalisela?”, That time sise Mpumalanga, it’s 8 hours ukuya eDurban. He drove for 3 hours, waphinde wamisa, wathi “Eish!! ay angeke ngiyazi judger nam, let's turn back guys”. The time was 3am, we arrived at home around 6am. When he left, we had to pack our stuff and go hide for four weeks at a relative in Mamelodi. After that four weeks we decided to come back home and we found a note emnyango, “Uxolo guys! Ngingene in a wrong house, kahle kahle bengifuna umuzi wakwa Mahlangu”. Yah, ne!!, we decided ukuya kwaMahlangu, masifika we found them with big stomachs crying. We asked Bab'Mahlangu what happened, “You won't believe this, some guy Makhafula arrived wathi masipheke yonke iGrocery eseKhabhathini siyidle yonke because ingane yam ijolela indlala”. 😭😭

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@_musherapolai @jane_mukhethwa Congratulations 🥂

It is confirmed, I am starting the new job on the 1st of June. 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿

UNdlunkulu ka Sbindi is a graduate now. Congratulations to Amahle Biyela 🥳❤️ #Uthandonesthembu

@simplytee23 @niggakazii Yhoo same 😭👍🏼

You see how cold it is? I’d still rather freeze to death than experience a heatwave

Who is the mother of all coffees ?

Every sunrise is a reminder that your story is still open, write better today!

@MzoloUnfiltered Recipe please

My morning breakfast 😻. Thursdays and Fridays are my rest days ningadinwa 😭❤️ I won’t be too available.

@_musherapolai Good morning … looking fresh

Good morning family.

@YolisaDzanibe He’s cruel

@starr_M_junior Yep

Musa is basically saying that MaKhumalo feels like Cocomelon is better than her coz she beared him kids??? Hai lo baba🚮😩 #UthandoNesthembu

When a woman is fed up🎶❤️❤️‍🔥 #UthandoNesthembu

Yeah our parents ddnt lie when they told us to study and work hard so we can have our own things. Imagine if MaKhumalo was fully dependent on this man. She would be like Ms Bikozi🚮 pretending to be okay because a man is your bread and butter😭💔 #UthandoNesthembu

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