Darryl Ackley

@Kronykal I just tell them, “no thanks, I’ll wait here.” They get so mad.

The 6 times I’ve gone to McDonalds I get the “Can I have you pull up and wait” bullshit. Dafuq happened to “fast” food?

It is Sunday and the Cleveland Browns can no longer ruin that

If Doritos had a navy, I’d be a midchipman.

It's too bad this never got traction...

Kids today will never get to experience watching The Weather Channel in the 90s. So many bangers were played during the Local On The 8s.

@morganwarstler Hey, we're 0-2, same as KC at this point. It's our year.

Browns fandom has to be a mental condition at this point. We'll all just be rounded up.

Scared to go back and read those AI meeting-bot emails I get sometimes. Meeting Summary: - Phillip will adjust timelines for sprint completion. - Suzanne will follow up with stakeholders. - Darryl went on a long, meandering rant about "the cloud" and how NMDOT hoards fiber.

Adding @AmericanAir to my “last resort” list after the Flight 9 (DFW-ELP-ABQ) fiasco tonight. I get that weather happens, but letting your flight crew argue with each other at the front of the cabin for an hour after re-boarding and then deplaning us for a second time?

You're on Alone. You need to build a boat to get access to better fishing. Choose your fighter: Harbor Freight Tarp or Iam's Dog Food Bags.

@PepsidawgD @innoutburger_

@innoutburger_ Increasingly classic New Mexico L

Where have you visited In-N-Out?

Waiting for shaders to compile…

I asked Grok to analyze the proposed Artificial Intelligence Act 😅 x.com/i/grok/share/1…

Who America is rooting for in the Super Bowl

Oh look. Another KC/Philly superbowl.

Or they'll have to NAT them by regime a la IPV4.

They're going to run out of 6-10 character combinations for new prescription drugs soon. Soon drug names will have to follow password-style rules. One capital letter, one special character, one numeric character, etc. Try twice daily $$pAs4tr0l!@, for acute password vertigo.

@billschrier That's pretty cool. I think he actually lives in NM now, if I'm not mistaken.

@statMasterAck Gosh I wonder who the cop was who made that arrest. My only claim to fame as a small city police officer was investigating a burglary at George R. R. Martin’s house. Before game of thrones. (I didn’t solve the crime.)

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.