Darryl Ackley

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Darryl Ackley

Darryl Ackley

@statMasterAck

Katılım Mart 2009
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Darryl Ackley
Darryl Ackley@statMasterAck·
@Kronykal I just tell them, “no thanks, I’ll wait here.” They get so mad.
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Kron@Kronykal·
The 6 times I’ve gone to McDonalds I get the “Can I have you pull up and wait” bullshit. Dafuq happened to “fast” food?
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Joey- Cade Smith enjoyer
Joey- Cade Smith enjoyer@GuardsJoey·
It is Sunday and the Cleveland Browns can no longer ruin that
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If Doritos had a navy, I’d be a midchipman.
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Darryl Ackley@statMasterAck·
It's too bad this never got traction...
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Shooter McGavin
Shooter McGavin@ShooterMcGavin·
Kids today will never get to experience watching The Weather Channel in the 90s. So many bangers were played during the Local On The 8s.
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Scared to go back and read those AI meeting-bot emails I get sometimes. Meeting Summary: - Phillip will adjust timelines for sprint completion. - Suzanne will follow up with stakeholders. - Darryl went on a long, meandering rant about "the cloud" and how NMDOT hoards fiber.
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Darryl Ackley@statMasterAck·
Adding @AmericanAir to my “last resort” list after the Flight 9 (DFW-ELP-ABQ) fiasco tonight. I get that weather happens, but letting your flight crew argue with each other at the front of the cabin for an hour after re-boarding and then deplaning us for a second time?
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Darryl Ackley@statMasterAck·
You're on Alone. You need to build a boat to get access to better fishing. Choose your fighter: Harbor Freight Tarp or Iam's Dog Food Bags.
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Darryl Ackley@statMasterAck·
Waiting for shaders to compile…
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NFL Memes
NFL Memes@NFLMemes·
Who America is rooting for in the Super Bowl
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Darryl Ackley@statMasterAck·
Oh look. Another KC/Philly superbowl.
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Darryl Ackley@statMasterAck·
Or they'll have to NAT them by regime a la IPV4.
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Darryl Ackley@statMasterAck·
They're going to run out of 6-10 character combinations for new prescription drugs soon. Soon drug names will have to follow password-style rules. One capital letter, one special character, one numeric character, etc. Try twice daily $$pAs4tr0l!@, for acute password vertigo.
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Darryl Ackley@statMasterAck·
@billschrier That's pretty cool. I think he actually lives in NM now, if I'm not mistaken.
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Bill Schrier@billschrier·
@statMasterAck Gosh I wonder who the cop was who made that arrest. My only claim to fame as a small city police officer was investigating a burglary at George R. R. Martin’s house. Before game of thrones. (I didn’t solve the crime.)
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Darryl Ackley@statMasterAck·
You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
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