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@stateofcake

Futilely pursuing Dorothy Parker's wit and size-6-jeans, fueled by wine and cake.

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There's a dog print on my side table-> dogs dancing on tables while unsupervised? Must check tequila levels.
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Let’s take the #wine party over to bsky. This bottle is down to the dregs. Same wine, aged a little longer… stateofcake@bsky.social
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I bought satin joggers. I suppose this means I should relinquish my youth card and move quickly into old lady status. #decrepitude
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I’m not sure how I feel about TikTok filters. It’s like a Time Machine. This was me today, but in the 90’s. Unfortunately, I can’t replicate this today in the today’s.
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@Sassodoro Good- that’s comforting. I didn’t want to age myself.
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Can’t remember the last time I posted here. I’m guessing we don’t call them tweets anymore. Is the verb for posting now xing? xenization/ing? xeniuming? They just don’t have the same ring.
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Let’s catch up on Threads or Instagram. Same name, less BS. It’s been a good run.
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Do club crackers, Nutella, and blueberries count as a charcuterie board? #justasking
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@ask_aubry She spelled “lack of gag reflex” wrong.
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Nah I'm good. I got an air fryer and multiple degrees now.
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Let’s not talk about love language. I’d like to talk about stress language. Mine is eating ReadyWhip on a fun-sized Snickers. Now you go.
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So my question is, can the delusions and paranoia precede strokes? Or, is she just in a psychotic break?
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I was hopeful that the stroke would be a good way to squeeze in a psychological evaluation, but she has aphasia.
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Medical twitter, I have today’s brand of crazy. 2.5 weeks ago my mom had an ICH with a pretty large bleed. She has right side deficits and difficulty feeding herself. That’s the normal part…
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@Wendys_Garden Sounds like they picked the wrong title- she will always be a “consort” to me. 🙊
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Nothing says comfort food like bourbon and mashed potatoes.
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