Equal Parts Mall Goth and Ska

Looking forward to more New Yorkers moving to Tampa in 2026 so they can raise the rent, tell everyone that the food isn’t as good as NYC, and talk over Floridians when they say they’re cold because “they know what real cold is.”

@mma_orbit Absolute dog shit news. Hamdy deserves better.

🚨| Hamdy Abdelwahab (2-1-1 HW) and Azat Maksum (1-3 FLY) have been removed from the UFC roster. ❌ [per roster.watch] #UFC321

@cmchunkxvx Same

I still haven’t got past RING GENERAL Sabrina

MMA “news” accounts post the same story in the lead up to every single time international card like this shit is breaking news. Rogan does US events. He does not so international events. You can not replace what was never set. I hate the internet.

Siri make my timeline more 4k images of Sabrina Carpenter and less opinions from people with blue check marks thanks

@un_wound Easily the worst tv app on the planet

You’re not straight edge unless you’re vegan straight edge

All of the kids that used to put their finger in 1 inch in front of your face and yell “I’m not touching you!!!” are now First Amendment Auditors.

Me in the first of every month

ITS 💔DEATH OF THE HEART💔 RELEASE DAY! I am so hyped to share this with the world!!! Hands down the best musical project I’ve done so far! A special record, and I appreciate everyone who helped make it possible, everyone who bought - copy, and everyone giving it a listen!!!!

Anyone that watched UFC 319 and complained about DDP not being able to get out of the crucifix position has clearly never been on the receiving end of it. You don’t just “stand up” you fucking blockhead. That position is soul crushing.

I for one welcome our new era of dominant, wrestling-focused champions in the UFC. If you don’t want to see your favorite striker get held down and lose 50-49 then watch boxing. It’s a strategy and I’m just as excited to watch someone finally crack the code and end this era.

When where yall gonna tell that the majority of that lofi chill beats music is AI generated

They took the fluoride out of the water and now my toilet glows in the dark. This isn’t covered by my renters insurance. What do I do??

@goodjobsteph93 He’s on his union break

@VillainousCrook @uncledoomer most people over 35 should be banned from playing electric guitars in front of a crowd

From yesterday’s @RaysBaseball game

@noxheav3n @DAZE_STYLE @haywireboston @equinoxbookingx @fallengodhc That’s going to be insane

relocating the haywire gig in south florida to the american legion post 92….hardcore in a vfw you know the vibes haywire collateral fallen god dime doors 6 pm $15 online/$20 doors tickets: haywiremay30sfl.brownpapertickets.com

@DovySimuMMA Round 1: 10-8 Illia for Illia Round 2: Do Bronx Wins by submission

Realistically how do you think this fight goes?